How many guns do you own?

[mudwater]

None. But a few own me.

 

[Rafterman]

Uhhh, I got,....one,....yeah that's it,...just got one, uh huh.

 

[2cool9031]

Hmmm let me see

I have 10 fingers and ten toes....then I lost count,I ran out of fingers and toes. I must have more than that.....Ok wait a minute...I got an idea ??? Well I got at least 21 anyway.

 

[minuteman32]

More than I NEED, less than I WANT.

 

[SAMSON]

Not sure!

 

[Old Salt]

It varies from day to day.

 

[indyoshi]

4... but no where near what I want

 

[Benny]

I saw a gun once, but got scared and ran away (it gave me a dirty look)...All the guns I need are only a 3 digit phone call away...



I just come here for the break room.

 

[UltraRick]

Mine were all lost in a tragic boating accident. LOL

 

[mightymauser]

whats a gun?

 

[mike4sigs]

Enough ??????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER ENOUGH!!!

 

[Benjamin]

Haven't you heard? Guns are dangerous. I don't have any guns. If I did have some dangerous guns I wouldn't tell anyone or they would probably be rounded by a man whose name begins with a Barack and ends with an Obama and the middle is a terrorist.

 

[EvoVIIIMatt]

I don't have any guns. I am just on here trying to figure out what you people do with these dangerous weapons.

 

[femurphy77]

I don't own any guns! I think guns are evil and the government is good! I love our new president and think he has the answer to all of our woes! I also believe that Elvis is still alive, JFK isn't really dead, and the phrase "I'm with the government, I'm here to help"!!!!

 

[femurphy77]

Would lying be ethical at this point?

Hey!! If it's good enough for the government. . . . . . . . . . . .

Psst! (remember just don't inhale)

 

[jd3772000]

Just a few...

 

[dave29]

Not enough

 

[Winchest55]

Lets just say more than one but less than 50.

 

[joegrunt]

Less than the local gun stores

 

[mwilson]

guns

Less than the local gun stores

you really need to go shopping then