Hoppes #9

[GlockPerfection]

My wife Loves the smell of Hoppes #9, and would love for the makers to make a cologne that smells like it.

 

[loudpedal]

If they make it into a cologne it will get expensive. Just go ahead and splash a little behind the ears and you're good to go.

If she likes Hoppes, tell her to try out Marvel Mystery Oil, I put a couple of drops of it on the back of my neck and chicks seem to dig me.

 

[MbMinx]

I was just thinking that they should make a cologne that smells of Hoppes #9 mixed with Old Spice!
Brings back thoughts of my Dad in an instant...

 

[Leo]

chanel # 5 or hoppes #9, that is a pretty big difference. I guess if you throw in Jack Daniels #7 you can define a whole range of women.

I kind of like vanilla extract myself, but then again, I have always liked fresh baked cookies.

 

[Pyriel]

My wife Loves the smell of Hoppes #9, and would love for the makers to make a cologne that smells like it.

I'm not even allowed to open the Hoppes bottle while the lady is at home, she doesn't appreciate the sweet aroma.

 

[schafe]

My wife uses the smell of Hoppes #9 as an argument for me to clean her gun.
( I usually cave and clean her gun.) I don't know why I bought into that deal in the first place, but I'm old, so I have an excuse.

 

[indygunguy]

There's always the Hoppe's air freshner...

Hoppe's 9 - No. 9 Air Freshener

 

[Mark 1911]

If she uses Hoppes No. 9 for her cologne, tell her be careful not to use the Channel No. 5 for cleaning her Ruger! Could get pricey.

 

[No2rdame]

I think my wife digs the smell of Hoppes a bit, too. I figured the first time I opened a bottle near her she'd tell me how awful it smelled but instead she seems to be more chatty and hangs around me more when I take the cap off and she catches a whiff.

 

[Audie Murphy]

I'm not even allowed to open the Hoppes bottle while the lady is at home, she doesn't appreciate the sweet aroma.

Same here.

 

[newdumdum9825]

i saw this online a while back


the best panty dropper is when she gets a whiff of Hoppes #9 as you clean your rifle in the living room

dont remember where i saw this at