Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors

[Hookeye]

I don't use scissors, I use a knife.
Guy at work years ago freaked when I used it to open an odd type of packaging (hard on hands).
I explained that GM considered it a tool (4" or shorter blade, folding) so no need to be a d*ck.
Of course the manager sheep/guy built all his parts wrong (moron).
So we had to make more the next day.
Open a new tough package of components and he asks to borrow my Benchmade.
It was not as sharp (due to use) as all the surgical scalpels we had in the lab, but those blades suck for leverage.
Dude was maybe 40's, clueless, until he was shown (and he himself needed) a better tool.
I suspect since then he has regressed.
Probably wets himself in fear over a pic of evil black scissors
Where does HR get these clowns?????

 

[IndyDave1776]

I don't use scissors, I use a knife.
Guy at work years ago freaked when I used it to open an odd type of packaging (hard on hands).
I explained that GM considered it a tool (4" or shorter blade, folding) so no need to be a d*ck.
Of course the manager sheep/guy built all his parts wrong (moron).
So we had to make more the next day.
Open a new tough package of components and he asks to borrow my Benchmade.
It was not as sharp (due to use) as all the surgical scalpels we had in the lab, but those blades suck for leverage.
Dude was maybe 40's, clueless, until he was shown (and he himself needed) a better tool.
I suspect since then he has regressed.
Probably wets himself in fear over a pic of evil black scissors
Where does HR get these clowns?????

At minimum, if they are going to hire clowns, they at least need to find some who are funny!

 

[rgrimm01]

I'm finally convinced. I am going to sell all my scary guns, & buy a pair of scissors. I will finally be safe...


Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors - NYPOST.com

It is difficult to keep up with all of this. Are we not to soil ourselves and vomit anymore?

and... what is the preferred holster material, leather or kydex?

 

[MarkM]

Scissor me timbers. What will they come up with next.

 

[j706]

I have heard of some silly stuff but this ranks way up there.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I know, I work in EMS. It was a joke!

ah, did you make the pic yourself? If so, good effort!

 

[BudS]

Help! I've fallen with scissors and put my eye out!

 

[remauto1187]

Curious as to why anyone would even consider listening to advice from an agency that is doing good to tie their own damn shoes.

 

[ffsupra23]

Might as well use a frying pan or something, you can just throw it at them. It'll hurt a lot worse than a pair of scissors. (from a distance)

 

[boozoo]

This is from the same idiots that advised us to buy plastic sheeting and duct tape to protect our homes in case of a chemical attack.