Holy Hand Grenade

[Mrs Evilwrench]

Help! Help! I'm bein' oppressed...!

 

[RockofStrength]

Help! Help! I'm bein' oppressed...!

BLOODY PEASANT!

 

[OkieGirl]

Necro bump

It wasn't quite dead yet? It got better?

 

[RedneckReject]

It wasn't quite dead yet? It got better?

Repped

 

[PeaShooter]

She has HUGE tracts of land...

 

[PhantomJ]

Listen, lad. I've built this kingdom up from nothing. When
I started here, all there was was swamp. All the kings said I was
daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same,
just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one.
That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down,
fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.
An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest castle in these
islands.

 

[karl77]

Ni

 

[steve666]

 

[sharkey]

Questing Gangnam style

 

[Speedy2222]

first off.. wow, 2nd off.. the replies have gotten slightly off topic

 

[RedneckReject]

first off.. wow, 2nd off.. the replies have gotten slightly off topic

Welcome to ...where digression abounds! I fail to see how they're off topic in this instance though

 

[sharkey]

first off.. wow, 2nd off.. the replies have gotten slightly off topic

Thanks. I'd like a steak right about now.

 

[Stschil]

first off.. wow, 2nd off.. the replies have gotten slightly off topic

What has that got to do with the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[RedneckReject]

What has that got to do with the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

 

[sharkey]

Ni

 

[Mrs Evilwrench]

And there was much rejoicing: yayyyy...

 

[Kedric]

Can't I have just a little bit of peril?!?

No, it's too perilous.

 

[Bunnykid68]

It's a simple matter of weight ratios

 

[jgreiner]

Who knows what I am talking about?

Do not answer right away and ruin it for everyone either

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

 

[sharkey]

Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER