Holy Hand Grenade

[theweakerbrother]

"Tell me again how sheep's bladders

may be employed to prevent earthquakes?"

 

[danielocean03]

This thread is so full of win I can't stand it.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Your mother was a hamster and father smelled of elderberries

 

[jblomenberg16]

"What! is your name....What! is your favorite color...."

 

[indyk]

.Its got teeth!!

 

[Bunnykid68]

One...Two.....Five.......

 

[danielocean03]

 

[shooter521]

One...Two.....Five.......

Three, sir.

 

[lovemachine]

I dont get it.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I dont get it.

LMAO. You need to watch a very fine movie then

 

[Bill B]

"I fart in your general direction"
"I soiled my armor"

 

[jblomenberg16]

"What! is the airspeed of a coconut laden swallow..."

 

[Cwood]

Aurthur: Look you stupid bastard you have no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have

Aurthur: Look!

Black Knight: Tis jus a flesh wound



[ame]http://youtu.be/dhRUe-gz690[/ame]

 

[G_Stines]

"No thanks he's already got one!"

"Already got one? Are you sure?!"

"OH YES! ITSA QUITE NICE!"

 

[jblomenberg16]

Aurthur: Look you stupid bastard you have no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have

Aurthur: Look!

Black Knight: Tis jus a flesh wound



http://youtu.be/dhRUe-gz690

Love it! "What are you going to do, bleed on me?"

 

[lovemachine]

LMAO. You need to watch a very fine movie then

What movie? PM it to me if you can't say it in the thread yet.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Aurthur: Look you stupid bastard you have no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have

Aurthur: Look!

Black Knight: Tis jus a flesh wound



http://youtu.be/dhRUe-gz690

We will call it a draw then

 

[Bunnykid68]

What else floats in water?

A small pebble

 

[goinggreyfast]

Oh now look what I've started.... You're welcome Allen.

"Here at Castle Antrax we have but one punishment. You must tie her down and give her a good spanking."

 

[NYFelon]

And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's
"sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"