Here's the end, tell me the beginning

[Dead Duck]

Gesundheit!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

No way, man, I was about to say mead. The color was speaking to me.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

you win. I don't care what Hoosierdoc claims to have happened, you win.

Was drinking some mead and my 2yo did a flying leap into me. Even with the tall glass I was still soaked

Cider rep and shop INGO rep!

Thank you....Thank you, very much!

 

[Skywired]

Self administered urine test by a self inebriated client?

 

[Sainte]

You got caught drinking girly wine and jumped when startled, kinda like when at 15 and mom barges in your room......you know, that same jerky reaction.

 

[stephen87]

Dang, I was gonna guess some lady was brought into the hospital. She was unresponsive, known to be a drug user, you forgot to strap her down, and when you pumped her full of Narcan she knocked your apple juice all over you.

 

[jkfletcher]

I was going to say that you were looking at gun porn and became prematurely excited by it

 

[mbills2223]

Dang, I was gonna guess some lady was brought into the hospital. She was unresponsive, known to be a drug user, you forgot to strap her down, and when you pumped her full of Narcan she knocked your apple juice all over you.

That's the first time I've ever heard anyone call Naloxone by it's brand name! Now my pants look like hoosierdoc's!

 

[stephen87]

That's the first time I've ever heard anyone call Naloxone by it's brand name! Now my pants look like hoosierdoc's!

Don't hate! Us EMTs and Medics call it Narcan, it's easier for us to pronounce.

 

[mbills2223]

Don't hate! Us EMTs and Medics call it Narcan, it's easier for us to pronounce.

No hatred here! If anything I'm impressed!

Narcan on!

 

[steve666]

You, sir, are an alcohol abuser!

 

[stephen87]

He never abused the alcohol, he was firm, fair, and put it in its place.