So I think this was done before, with hilarious results, so why not try again?
My wife and I are expecting a son in February and we're deadlocked on a name. I've been leaning toward Thor because he's likely to be an extremely tall Nordic-looking fella like his dad.
Well, damn, I thought "Thor" would at least have some entertainment value to it, but honestly (and I really mean it) Thor was the first name that came to my mind. It's probably good I'm past breeding age. The only boy I didn't want to name "Thor" was the one who could have been "Max ******, man of action" (won't do the last name here, but it started with ma and ended with on, and had a ts in there somewhere).