Black? You mean they haven't always just thrown thrown them away when the suede got scuffed or the nylon torn? Next you'll try to tell me they used to be made of leather and had to be polished or some such craziness.Whew.... Glad mine are Black!
I like the Toilet Photo Studio.
Can't be an Assault Boot. Each one only holds five toes.
Those are some ginormous boots
Maybe it's a toilet for ants.