I loved the Scooby Doo statement. BTW, is there any chance that the attorneys for the City of Hammond DIDN'T finish in the top 98% of their law school graduating classes?
I don't think the attorney was lacking in brains. I think he was hired to defend the indefensible. While he is sucking off the public teat, I do think he is trying to defend Hammond's position.
The problem is, it's probably just rolling the bill up, before defeat. Then again, maybe not. I don't know the judge. Some judges just need something SLIGHTLY plausible.