Gummy Bear Armageddon

[worddoer]

My family and I just read this together. We were laughing, we were crying, it was the best of times.

Just remember...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com ? The Reviews Are Priceless!

Edit to add...

Although, this might be a good prep for...SHTF?!?! Because if it hasn't already...it will after you have these!

Straight from the source...

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag

 

[Llamaguy]

One of my English teachers warned me about this in high school. The serving size is not a suggestion!

 

[ghostdncr]

...and now I'm crying. And laughing. And wondering if I should order a bag because it can't possibly be that bad, right?

 

[worddoer]

...and now I'm crying. And laughing. And wondering if I should order a bag because it can't possibly be that bad, right?

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

 

[printcraft]

Lycasin is a maltitol syrup with properties of taste and sweetness ideal for the preparation of sugar-free syrups, lozenges or jellies, according to manufacturer Roquette.com.Little known to most gummy bear connoisseurs, however, the side effects of Lycasin are gas, bloating and diarrhea. In some cases the sugar-free gummy bears act as a strong laxative and leave many consumers quite uncomfortable, rushing to long trips in the bathroom.
- See more at: Ew! Sweetener blamed for gummy side effects – U N I V E R S E

I wonder if it's because they are also coated with mineral oil?

Needless to say, I'll stick with the real sugar, thanks.

 

[Bennettjh]

"…crapped out my kidney or spleen."

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Somebody showed me this at work today...hilarious.

 

[hoosierdoc]

This may require a contest...

 

[worddoer]

This may require a contest...

As long as you have paid up your life insurance!

 

[Curls & Swirls]

LOL, thanks for a good laugh/cry!! I love how people just don't believe each other and have to try it for themselves.

 

[HoughMade]

I laughed so hard I cried....literally.

 

[JetGirl]

First I was "meh". Then I got to the airplane one.
OMG, I laughed snorty noises!

"There. The toilet is there." ...
"If you pull away the leather cushion from that seat, it's under there. There's a small privacy screen that pulls up around it, but that's it.
...
"I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality.
...
If that's not bad enough, I have one more major problem. The privacy screen stops right around shoulder level. I am sitting there, a disembodied head, in the back of the plane, on a bucking bronco for a toilet, all while looking my colleagues, competitors, and clients directly in the eyes. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" briefly comes to mind.

 

[Mackey]

That writer had me in stitches! "All hell broke loose"
He was even quoting Looney Tunes cartoons, "Heavens to Mergatroyd"
The guys a regular comedian.
I will not be partaking of the gummy bears.

 

[eric001]

My personal favorite was the one post obviously paraphrased from Dune. Second was the one where the person declared they were going to send a bag to everyone in Congress. And just remember boys and girls, "It's all s***s and giggles until somebody giggles and s***s!!"

 

[Snapdragon]

Sugarless candy is brutal. I once ate a small bag of sugar-free Werther's toffees and I was sick for three days.

 

[Razer]

I laughed so hard, thank you. I love me some gummy bears too so it made it all the funnier. My wife is annoyed at me right now after my laughing like an idiot while she's trying to sleep, but it was worth it. And I only read 4 reviews!

 

[boogieman]

I almost couldnt finish the page. I havent laughed like that in a really long time.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Tears. Streaming down. My face!

 

[ghuns]

Can't... breathe... laughing... too... hard... can't... stop

I am such an a-hole. I sent the link from Amazon to my wife who works in a VERY quiet office environment.

 

[metaldog]

Can't... breathe... laughing... too... hard... can't... stop

I am such an a-hole. I sent the link from Amazon to my wife who works in a VERY quiet office environment.

LOL! I sent it to my wife too! Same situation. HA!