Greenwood mall shooting

[KellyinAvon]

Oh come on. You didn’t read the story about my brother in law losing his wife to vikings? That was the best part. I’ll confess tho. I fed the dragons the brisket on purpose because I really don’t like Karen. And I’m not all that fond of the in-laws anyway, particularly the BIL.

My intelligence sources inside the viking village told me they were planning the attack.

These Vikings, are they from Reykjavik (there is a Lief Erikson statue there) or are they all wearing purple? Charlestown HS are the Pirates, is that close enough?

 

[foszoe]

Well, he can't make me read all that so I think we're safe. I'll wait for the interpretative dance version.

Ever since he started using AI, the posts have gotten more amusing

 

[jamil]

@bwframe, anyway, it’s just a friendly disagreement on the internet. No butts have been chafed from my point of view. But admittedly I’m not looking at BBI’s butt.

 

[jamil]

These Vikings, are they from Reykjavik (there is a Lief Erikson statue there) or are they all wearing purple? Charlestown HS are the Pirates, is that close enough?

Idunno. They pillaged the nearest village a while back and then moved there permanently. My sources in the inside haven’t told me where they came from.

 

[jamil]

The thoughts and stories @jamil comes up with...

If I don't go to the mall, I'll not only avoid the moat but dragons and Karen's as well. Now how do I get that brisket...

You have to be invited. But, to be honest my brisket recipe isn’t that great. The vikings have been giving me pointers though. It’s a work in progress.

For her age, Karen is a looker. Butt. Kind of a bitch as her name implies. She’s in the no-go zone on the hot-crazy matrix for sure. My BIL Biff doesn’t know how much better off he is. And the vikings have no idea what hell they’ve unleashed upon themselves.

 

[jamil]

Ever since he started using AI, the posts have gotten more amusing

What makes you think I’m not AI?

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Oh come on. You didn’t read the story about my brother in law losing his wife to vikings?

Sounds like it'll be a hell of an interesting dance. Standing by.

 

[jamil]

I’m in talks with a production company about making it into a musical. I’m hoping they’ll cast Nick Offerman as me. I suspect there’ll be dancing.

 

[dudley0]

You lost me at musical

 

[foszoe]

I’m in talks with a production company about making it into a musical. I’m hoping they’ll cast Nick Offerman as me. I suspect there’ll be dancing.

From The Last of Us or Parks and Recreation?

 

[EPeter213]

So… Jamil has a sister named Karen?

 

[firecadet613]

What makes you think I’m not AI?

The puzzle pieces are starting to come together...

 

[bwframe]

In case we are forgetting...

Greenwood Park Mall shooting - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Brandon]

Just left the greenwood mall.

Today's report:

Saw the usual ghetto trash and people who should be wearing more clothes than they were and the few who could pull off the look of revealing clothing.

Only thing that was iffy in the whole mall is their air conditioning or lack there of.

 

[jamil]

From The Last of Us or Parks and Recreation?

Parks and Recreation. Definitely.

 

[jamil]

So… Jamil has a sister named Karen?

Wife’s brother gets married. He’s a brother-in-law. He gets married to Karen. She’s a sister in law.

 

[foszoe]

Wife’s brother gets married. He’s a brother-in-law. He gets married to Karen. She’s a sister in law.

ever notice how laws, by-laws, in-laws, and covenants are just synonyms for PITA

 

[EPeter213]

Wife’s brother gets married. He’s a brother-in-law. He gets married to Karen. She’s a sister in law.

And here I thought you were just ashamed to admit the connection. I accept your explanation. You are far too reasonable to have a Karen for a sister.(all in jest)

 

[jamil]

Of course the whole thing is fiction to make a point in a discussion. I don’t have motes and dragons around my property. I don’t have a BIL named Biff or a SIL named Karen. My real life sibling inlaws are rabid anti-gun progressives who claim they’re moderates.

 

[nonobaddog]

Of course the whole thing is fiction to make a point in a discussion. I don’t have motes and dragons around my property. I don’t have a BIL named Biff or a SIL named Karen. My real life sibling inlaws are rabid anti-gun progressives who claim they’re moderates.

Ah, some of the rare rabid moderates. No doubt they drive Volvos.