Grandmother Recives Machine Gun In the Mail

[kedie]

Ya'll are missing the most important part. The link to the GQ pic of Jennifer Aniston on the side of the page!

 

[jontheturboguy]

Then it's not a machine gun.

Any gun that shoots more than one bullet, according to the Socialist Britts, is a MACHINE GUN.

 

[indyjoe]

It does appear to be a laser training rifle. Fires a deadly laser beam at 86,000 miles per second.

I believe you need another 100k there: 186,282 miles per second.

 

[cox7215]

lol

 

[jeremy]

Any gun that shoots more than one bullet, according to the Socialist Britts, is a MACHINE GUN.

And the BATFE up in Wisconson.

 

[mrw]

I'm waitng for the ad-on article where the local majestry files charges against the grandmother on behalf of the King. Since it's ILLEGAL for british SUBJECTS to own guns let allow machine guns!

Fix it for you.

 

[homeless]

As long as you are fixing things, you might want to keep in mind that the King of England has been dead for 56 years. They have a Queen now.

 

[ryanmercer]

Dammit, I just spit water all over the desk.

 

[ryanmercer]

If you read the articale it's funny that the police didn't get a gun that could fire bullets, it shoots a lazer for training.

So THAT is what's with the wires and battery pack.

 

[ryanmercer]

I get it, it's a "machine" gun, becuase it's a "Machine" in the sense that it fires non-lethal laser. *nods*

 

[PatMcGroyne]

Between Lincoln and Omaha, 1968.

On leave visiting some 4th cousins, twice removed. Rode the mower, checked out the small-block Chevy that was running on natural gas, bringing cold water up from about the same depth as where the gas was. Had lunch on the porch. Mother's uncle had some boys to drive by in the U.S.Army Reserve, delivering weapons to armories around the state. In the back of the 6-by were two cases with a brand-new M-16 in each box. The boys wanted to know if "Alman" wanted the guns, or knew anyone who would buy them. They asked $500 each. I looked at my dad, and he looked at "Alman" and we all looked at the M-16s. We looked at the manifest and the guns weren't on it, anywhere. We could have bought 2 M-16s for $500 apiece, But we didn't. We had the money, but not the guts. Damn! Pat

 

[IndyBeerman]

It does appear to be a laser training rifle. Fires a deadly laser beam at 86,000 miles per second. The "bad guy" wears a receiver to give the shooter credit for "hits".

Star Trek it isn't!

On stun Mr. Spock!

Of course it all depends on what she really received considering the file picture and not the real item.

Since when does light travel so slowly?

-J-

Give the kid a break, he was only 100,000 miles per second off,

After all, that 100,000 mile per second mistake (at the moons closest point to earth) will get you 12811 miles from the half way mark to the moon!

Where's Apollo 13 when you need it!

 

[BloodEclipse]

If you read the articale it's funny that the police didn't get a gun that could fire bullets, it shoots a lazer for training.

A "Machinegun" that fires lasers?
Awesome now we just need some.....

 

[jimbojr]

Let me guess.
She was put into jail for poseseing an automatic weapon witout proper paper work.

 

[marv]

Stuff happens. Last year FedEx brought me a new 20ga auto shotgun from CZ that was intended for a FFL in Illinois. We happen to share the same name.

 

[danglearms]

cool

does she need my address to forward it to me