Glue on public toilet seat...

[originalhonkey]

a tp gasket and a hover every time!!!!!!!

 

[RachelMarie]

RachelMarie, you sound like a candidate for a potty Rachel Lucas wrote about:

I'm so down for this. I wish I could do it in my restroom at home. How simple would that make "cleaning the bathroom"! lol!


Kedie

The door handles in public restrooms are usually more hazardous to your health than the toilet seats.

Yeah, I don't touch anything in public restrooms if I have to use them. I get paper towel out, before I wash my hands. Then use it to turn the water off and open the door afterwards. Yeah, I don't like other peoples germs.

jclark

If you think squatting on a public toilet is nasty, you should remove one to pull 4 tampons from it!!!

No thank you. I'll pass! Have fun with that though!

 

[jclark]

jclark

No thank you. I'll pass! Have fun with that though! [/quote]
Well it is what I do. Doesn't bother you after a while. I do have some very interesting stories though.

 

[RachelMarie]

I am not sure I want any part of these "interesting stories"! lol

I'm just to germy of a person. yeah, It's kind of a curse!

 

[jclark]

I am not sure I want any part of these "interesting stories"! lol

I'm just to germy of a person. yeah, It's kind of a curse![/quote

Rachel, I don't think you would make a very good plumber!!!

 

[Bubba]

If you think squatting on a public toilet is nasty, you should remove one to pull 4 tampons from it!!!

If 4 tampons stops up your toilet you need a better toilet. I had a guy get a really nice mini-maglite once. All I get is those stupid plastic carriers that hold disposable razor heads. That, or the plastic packaging from shoplifted merchandise.

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

The door handles in public restrooms are usually more hazardous to your health than the toilet seats.

BTW: If you think public restrooms are bad try using a porta-let on a construction site in July.

You ain't friggin kidding...I passed on more than one porta-john because of the mound of feces writhing with maggots that was almost up to the seat...

And if you think reading it is too graphic, you should try seeing it.

 

[jclark]

If 4 tampons stops up your toilet you need a better toilet. I had a guy get a really nice mini-maglite once. All I get is those stupid plastic carriers that hold disposable razor heads. That, or the plastic packaging from shoplifted merchandise.

No. Tampons,applicators,and package.......with chunks mixed in.
It was a toilet in a convience store.
Why 4 you ask??? Don't know,don't care.

Found a whole snickers bar in package sideways in a urinal at a truckstop.
My apprentice wouldn't take a bite of it lol

 

[jclark]

You ain't friggin kidding...I passed on more than one porta-john because of the mound of feces writhing with maggots that was almost up to the seat...

And if you think reading it is too graphic, you should try seeing it.

Awwwwww... come on man, it's just poop.

 

[JetGirl]

Yeah, I don't touch anything in public restrooms if I have to use them. I get paper towel out, before I wash my hands. Then use it to turn the water off and open the door afterwards.

OMG!! It's like we were separated at birth (quite a few years apart )...but yeah, I'm a foot-flusher, too. Touch that lever with my hand?? Are you out of yer fricken mind??

 

[nighthawk80]

OMG!! It's like we were separated at birth (quite a few years apart )...but yeah, I'm a foot-flusher, too. Touch that lever with my hand?? Are you out of yer fricken mind??

Foot-flusher!! I only laugh because I'm one too!!

 

[Crimson]

Who sits down at a public restroom without looking to see, at least, if bodily wastes are smeared on the seat?

Good point. I hate public restrooms to begin with, but I always check before sitting down. Poor guy. I am sure his butt is going to heal from the solvents, but his pride may not.

 

[bigus_D]

I just want to know if he finished his business or not !?!

 

[RachelMarie]

Rachel, I don't think you would make a very good plumber!!!

I'm off the hook then! Rather funny though, I do ALL the plumbing here when we need it. Husband wont do much of anything that "gets his hands dirty".

 

[RachelMarie]

OMG!! It's like we were separated at birth (quite a few years apart )...but yeah, I'm a foot-flusher, too. Touch that lever with my hand?? Are you out of yer fricken mind??

See, we can now talk together, shoot tegether, laugh together and foot flush together!

Ahhhh...the fun times wel'll share!

 

[JetGirl]

See, we can now talk together, shoot tegether, laugh together and foot flush together!

Ahhhh...the fun times wel'll share!

Any "fun time" except bowling!! #1 place in the country where fecal matter is found isn't public bathrooms...it's bowling ball holes! Eewwww!

 

[Bill of Rights]

Any "fun time" except bowling!! #1 place in the country where fecal matter is found isn't public bathrooms...it's bowling ball holes! Eewwww!

<oldjoke> I gave up bowling for sex. The balls are a little lighter and you don't have to change your shoes.</oldjoke>

 

[RachelMarie]

Any "fun time" except bowling!! #1 place in the country where fecal matter is found isn't public bathrooms...it's bowling ball holes! Eewwww!

OH NO....I LOVE bowling! I think I will re-think this!


Good one, Bill!

 

[Bill of Rights]

Any "fun time" except bowling!! #1 place in the country where fecal matter is found isn't public bathrooms...it's bowling ball holes! Eewwww!

OH NO....I LOVE bowling! I think I will re-think this!


Good one, Bill!

Might I suggest getting your own ball... or a box of exam gloves? Your choice.

Either would prevent getting poop on your fingers, but buying your own ball would be less expensive in the long run, depending on how much you bowl.

Thanks Rachel!

Blessings,
Bill