Garden Gnome attacks

[JetGirl]

cause not everyone has one of dem fancy 1911's

Zombies and gnomes, my friend. Never send a Glock to do a real gun's job.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Zombies and gnomes, my friend. Never send a Glock to do a real gun's job.

I c what you did there with your little red 1

 

[Sylvain]

Zombies and gnomes, my friend. Never send a Glock to do a real gun's job.

But if you have more than one zombie, your NINE ELEVEN ( oops forgot the "teen" part, hope that doesn't bother you) will jam after the first round.

 

[Bunnykid68]

But if you have more than one zombie, your NINE ELEVEN ( oops forgot the "teen" part, hope that doesn't bother you) will jam after the first round.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

But if you have more than one zombie, your NINE ELEVEN ( oops forgot the "teen" part, hope that doesn't bother you) will jam after the first round.

That's why we practice malfunction drills, because we know our 911s are failure prone, them having been standard issue only from 1911 to 1985. Having been rejected so quickly after adoption, it's obvious they can't be trusted.

 

[blamecharles]

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