This could have been a good response:
[video=youtube;5hfYJsQAhl0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0[/video]
I'm going to refer to Kirk as "captain justice" from this day forward.
A Judge used that exact exchange to call a lawyer an idiot. Link below, make sure to read the footnote on page two.
http://www.txwb.uscourts.gov/opinions/opdf/05-56485-lmc_King.pdf