Funniest craigslist lost and found listing EVER

[Indy-Mike]

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/laf/4682849334.html

 

[Sylvain]

Ah it's finally on INGO!

 

[chezuki]

So is that considered "Saintly behavior" or "Sinner behavior"?

 

[SEIndSAM]

Move over Chez.....

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Butt plug huh?

Were there any midgets involved? I'm thinking some skanky midgets might have been running in his posse. If so, I've got an idea who it might have been.

 

[Sylvain]

Still would have been nice to show a picture of said plug in the add.
I know it's not mine (since mine is right here) but the owner of the plug might want to make sure it's actually his plug before contacting the person who found it.

 

[mom45]

I still want to know how exactly that fell into the pocket.

 

[KJQ6945]

Oh lord! (Not meant in any kind of religious, or anti religious context.)

 

[Lectric102002]

Amazon.com: Classic Erotica Before and After Adult Toy Cleaner, 8 oz: Health & Personal Care

 

[churchmouse]

OK......Just curious....how did you know what it is.....seriously....how.....

 

[churchmouse]

Oh lord! (Not meant in any kind of religious, or anti religious context.)

​Reported.......

 

[Sylvain]

Oh lord! (Not meant in any kind of religious, or anti religious context.)

Reported anyway!

 

[Indy-Mike]

Amazon.com: Classic Erotica Before and After Adult Toy Cleaner, 8 oz: Health & Personal Care

Got that on auto reorder?

 

[hopper68]

The perp never would have gotten the kicked out of him IF he would have been using his plug.

Somethings to ponder.
Was the BP new or used?
Had it been cleaned after the last use?
If you found this in your pocket, do you burn your jeans? Disinfect or discard everything else in your pocket?
Would you tell anyone else?
Had the guy from CL been camping?

 

[Bluejeeper]

Well, thats............interesting.

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm glad you guys enjoyed the story. No the pants were not burned but they were washed in hot water about 5 times with far more laundry detergent than I should have used. I would have bleached them but I didn't want to ruin the color.

New development: there is some hair and blood on the sunroof track in the car. Someone got his skull cracked.

 

[Sylvain]

I'm glad you guys enjoyed the story. No the pants were not burned but they were washed in hot water about 5 times with far more laundry detergent than I should have used. I would have bleached them but I didn't want to ruin the color.

New development: there is some hair and blood on the sunroof track in the car. Someone got his skull cracked.

Hoping it's the good someone.

Did you collect some DNA as evidence?

 

[Waveraider]

Similar thing happened to me at Washington Square.

Last week, two girls asked me for a ride to an apartment complex. Not trusting them, I told them to sit in the back seat. They started making out, and noticed me watching them in the rear view mirror. One of slipped to the front seat, pulled my pants low and started giving me .... pleasure, while the other stole the money out of my wallet. I was robbed on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Could not find them on Friday or Saturday.

 

[mom45]

Similar thing happened to me at Washington Square.

Last week, two girls asked me for a ride to an apartment complex. Not trusting the, I told them to sit in the back seat. They started making out, and noticed me watching in the RV mirror. One of slipped to the front seat, pulled my pants low and started giving me .... pleasure, while the other stole the money out of my wallet. I was robbed on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Could not find them on Friday or Saturday.

Did you find a butt plug and a cold beer in your car?

 

[RedneckReject]

Hoping it's the good someone.

Did you collect some DNA as evidence?

No we haven't. I'm still just baffled by this whole incident. The thought process behind someone just randomly walking up to a person who is minding their own business not bothering anyone and attempting to steal their car is something I can't even wrap my mind around. Anyone who's met the "carjackee" knows he's not a big guy and not menacing looking for the most part. The carjacker probably thought he'd take advantage of that fact. Turned out it was a big mistake