Depending on the gun I prefer the AFG. It fits my shooting style.
Here's a shocker, none of the above.
Follow the Stripper Doctrine: 'tis better to take off than to put on.
Follow the Freeman Doctrine: ditch the Cargo Cult nonsense and let John Frum slip into history; do the opposite of what is popular and you will do the right thing.
Seeing that you had posted in here, I came to read the minimalist riddle. I was not disappointed.