Fork Violence. It's the new fad.

[JetGirl]

I'd just like to remind everyone that forks are always ready to stab. Never point the prongs at anything you don't want to gouge. You may think forks never just gouge on their own, but you probably didn't hear about the Regency Serving four tine at the All City BBQ competition.

Dishwashers should be unloaded over a sand barrel. Drawers should be metal lined.

You forgot: "Beware of your plate and what is beyond it"...

 

[actaeon277]

You forgot: "Beware of your plate and what is beyond it"...

The way some slobs eat, it should be...
Beware of your mouth and what is beyond it.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I dont see banning forks all that bad.

Might devastate the scooter market with hoveround et al going under now that they only have to supply them to old people with bad hips and knees. (and not every damn lazy ass who's ass gets so damn big they cant walk anymore.

 

[wlkjr]

I was guilty in high school of protecting my peanut butter cake.