Fecal Matter Found on 72 Percent of Grocery Carts

[Zephri]

In other news, 100% of all available topsoil contains fecal matter. As do your yards. And playgrounds. And toothbrushes if they sit within 8 feet of the commode.



Still nasty, though.

Don't forget Lakes, Rivers, Creeks, Streams and Oceans.

So remember whenever you swim in any of those you're swimming in **** creek!

I <3 My Immune system!

 

[DRob]

Money

There's STUFF on money. Remember, that dollar bill you just put in your wallet might have been in some stripper's g-string last night!

OH, FECES!

 

[redneckmedic]

All these germs everywhere, and yet we aren't all sick all the time. Folks you body has an incredible defense system. I caught my daughter a few years ago chewing on the cart handle.... and she never got sick.

Now swine flu... thats some scary stuff!

 

[Bigum1969]

All these germs everywhere, and yet we aren't all sick all the time. Folks you body has an incredible defense system. I caught my daughter a few years ago chewing on the cart handle.... and she never got sick.

Now swine flu... thats some scary stuff!

Not something that a little vaccine cocktail can take care of...

 

[IndianaResident]

All these germs everywhere, and yet we aren't all sick all the time. Folks you body has an incredible defense system. I caught my daughter a few years ago chewing on the cart handle.... and she never got sick.

Now swine flu... thats some scary stuff!

....that's a big bit.

 

[Andre46996]

When my brother was a baby we caught him eating his own poop. Till he was about 20 we used to sing the Tootsie Roll song to **** him off.

 

[printcraft]

Fecal Matter Found on 72 Percent of Grocery Carts

No ?!?

Ick.