yotewacker
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- Feb 25, 2009
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Was remembering a couple of my stories getting speeding tickets. Laughing and remembering last night.
1st. Was driving along 465 in the left lane going way over the speed limit and late for work. A State Trouper pulls me over and says "alright Bud, let;'s see that license to fly". I pull out my pilots license and and him. He just stares at it for a few seconds, hands it back and says" thanks, you have a nice day" and leaves. Lol I thought it was going to leave him speechless for a while.
2nd. I'm driving along a state road taking my date home. She is getting a little frisky. So I put the speed control on 55mph and she then proceeds with some oral sex. While in the middle of this I look up and red lights in my rear view mirror. I pull over and the cop says his new radar unit got my at 79mph. I told him my cruise control was on 55mph. He basically called my a liar and wrote me a ticket. So my girlfriend and I plead not guilty and go to court. She stands in front of the judge and tells him that I always put the cruise control on 55mph when she is giving oral sex so he will not have an accident. The judge bust out laughing and slammed the gavel "charge dismissed". Then said you ought to keep her son. lol
What is your stories. Mine was all in the 70's
1st. Was driving along 465 in the left lane going way over the speed limit and late for work. A State Trouper pulls me over and says "alright Bud, let;'s see that license to fly". I pull out my pilots license and and him. He just stares at it for a few seconds, hands it back and says" thanks, you have a nice day" and leaves. Lol I thought it was going to leave him speechless for a while.
2nd. I'm driving along a state road taking my date home. She is getting a little frisky. So I put the speed control on 55mph and she then proceeds with some oral sex. While in the middle of this I look up and red lights in my rear view mirror. I pull over and the cop says his new radar unit got my at 79mph. I told him my cruise control was on 55mph. He basically called my a liar and wrote me a ticket. So my girlfriend and I plead not guilty and go to court. She stands in front of the judge and tells him that I always put the cruise control on 55mph when she is giving oral sex so he will not have an accident. The judge bust out laughing and slammed the gavel "charge dismissed". Then said you ought to keep her son. lol
What is your stories. Mine was all in the 70's