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[jclark]

HI!

Man you folks have been post whoring it up!!!!
5 pages!!!!




Oh....Happy birthday Shell !!!!!!!!

 

[RelicHound]

Yay happy birthday Shelly! wait does she read the board?

 

[jclark]

No.....but it's the thought that counts!

 

[RelicHound]

No.....but it's the thought that counts!

true dat homie

 

[jclark]

Someone thinks mama is hot..... Thanks!!!!

 

[RelicHound]

*note to self* next time you see a bucket of dry ice do not think it would be a good idea to dump a bottle of water in it!

 

[jclark]

LOL!!!!!!
Congrats on that 2nd badge!!!!!!!!

 

[RelicHound]

LOL!!!!!!
Congrats on that 2nd badge!!!!!!!!

Thanks
now Im going to have to explain why it looks like a rock show here in the shop now

 

[jclark]

The Immigrants did it.

 

[jclark]

Then they ran away.

 

[RelicHound]

they always run away! them dern immigrants!!!!! we have 2 here from mexico..and I think one of them has the hots for me..he is always lookin at me funny when he gets here,apparently he doesnt speak english I asked him what he was looking at and he just smiled and nodded his head..I asked if I had a cute butt and he just keep smiling and nodding his head why would we hire anyone who cant speak english?

 

[jclark]

Did run everybody away again?
I only farted once.....and it barely even stinks!!

 

[jclark]

they always run away! them dern immigrants!!!!! we have 2 here from mexico..and I think one of them has the hots for me..he is always lookin at me funny when he gets here,apparently he doesnt speak english I asked him what he was looking at and he just smiled and nodded his head..I asked if I had a cute butt and he just keep smiling and nodding his head why would we hire anyone who cant speak english?

To clean your pool?

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

DOH! you edited your post! now my reply makes no sense...just the way I like it

Yeah, sorry....

I figured the original was JUST on the wrong side of the line of bad taste.

Too soon, you know?

Heh.

But to everyone, I promise - his response was apropos, witty, and on-the-mark.

You should all rep Relic for his witty response to my uncouth double-entendre.

/thread de-railment

Well, I can't say too much. I have a couple ounces of pure caffeine in a bottle. But, in the name of good sense, I keep it labelled and do NOT take it with me when I travel.

"What is that in that bottle there, son?"

"Oh, nothing, officer, just a white powder stimulant - I mean, caffeine! Caffeine, it's caffeine!"

"Uh-huh... why don't you hop out of that car and put your hands on the hood for me?"

Yeah, I can't imagine that working too well for me. Granted, it's NOT anything illicit, but why tempt fate? I'd still rather not sit in a cell for twenty-four hours while they 'send it down to the lab' to determine that it is, in fact, caffeine.

Heh.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

they always run away! them dern immigrants!!!!! we have 2 here from mexico..and I think one of them has the hots for me..he is always lookin at me funny when he gets here,apparently he doesnt speak english I asked him what he was looking at and he just smiled and nodded his head..I asked if I had a cute butt and he just keep smiling and nodding his head why would we hire anyone who cant speak english?

Well, I took four years of Spanish in highschool and another year in college, so I understand most of it if they speak real slow... surprises the hell out of 'em when I catch them saying something bad about me at Los Bravos...
HAHAHA. Well, now, Kris... you can't deny the appeal of thine booty, apparently. "Sí, señor, a mí me gusta su cuerpo, sí..."

Did run everybody away again?
I only farted once.....and it barely even stinks!!

Been doing that all night, and for some reason, I kid you not, I keep smelling bacon.

 

[RelicHound]

To clean your pool?

actually they have to "write up" all the cylinders that come in...which means they have to READ the labels someone told me they go by the color of the cylinder to get the gas type..which would explain why they are always F'd up when I get em. Ive also noticed that alot more N2O cylinders have come up missing since they started working here,they some how magicaly show up a few days after we lost em...empty of course...just sayin

 

[jclark]

No telling what kind of powder is in that bag.
You do work in a pharmacy......

 

[RelicHound]

Nick...errr I mean Adam farts bacon!!!!!! thats an awesome super power!

 

[jclark]

I'm not looking foward to eating dinner with the In-laws tonight.
They're friggin' goofy......and they smell like dirty feet and Cabbage.

 

[RelicHound]

No telling what kind of powder is in that bag.
You do work in a pharmacy......

"Its coffee creamer I swear it!!!!"