Drunk man gives mouth to mouth to roadkill possum

[Joe Williams]

Not just a dead possum... a "long dead" possum.

So. Anyone here been drunk enough to give mouth to mouth to a long dead roadkill possum beside the road?

Police: Drunk Pennsylvania Man Tried To 'Revive' Dead Opossum - cbs3.com

 

[RachelMarie]

I've been beyond drunk from time to time. NEVER **that** drunk!

 

[bmwdud]

I've been beyond drunk from time to time. NEVER **that** drunk!

ya what she said WOW

 

[XMil]

Finally, I love it when story comes out that proves I'm not the only one.

 

[Fenway]

 

[Sasquatchhunter]

I've tried to give mouth to mouth to a few ugly women in my drunk days, but never a possum...

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

I've tried to give mouth to mouth to a few ugly women in my drunk days, but never a possum...

How do you know?

 

[Mokkie]

No nah never. If I have ever been that bad off I cant remember? Not that I would ever want to remember something like that.

 

[lovemachine]

Are you sure this wasn't you Joe?

 

[HandK]

I think he was just playin possum!!!

 

[mad618]

If you can save just one it makes it all worth it!! LMAO

 

[edsinger]

Burp...

 

[Phil502]

Call Peta that possum was violated.

 

[Joe Williams]

Burp...

You made my wife gag LMAO!!

 

[ljadayton]

Call Peta that possum was violated.

too funny lmao

 

[Panama]

OBVIOUSLY, they were drinking buddies!

 

[truegrit]

only a couple ugly Beavers!

 

[2cool9031]

Maybe he thought a beautiful woman would appear...kinda like kissing a frog and hoping it will turn into a prince...or ...maybe if he was that drunk the possum was his date!

 

[Turn Key]

Beavers

only a couple ugly Beavers!

Ahhh truegrit...

It's time to bring my ''Barbecued Beaver'' thread back to life.

TK

 

[Tactical Dave]

P.S. I am pretty sure they are a joke, goolge picture search "lost cat possom"......... that or there are a bunch of people a few fries short of a happy meal out there....


There is one near my house...... every time I see it onthe side of the road I swere to dodge it then realize it is not a cat and yell at it that I should have ran it over hahaha.


Sadly today that I did run over a squirl......... I guess he did not think I would brake or something....