Homeland Security. I've had to deal with them on numerous occasions. I haven't seen any militant aspect. The people I have dealt with are a bunch of paper pushers who can't take a dump without filling out several forms.
Example: We had an emergency vehicle provided by a DHS grant. Among the many pieces of paper generated by this grant was a DHS requirement that the vehicle's contents be inventoried once a year and once each time it was used. They needed to see an SOP on the inventory and a sample inventory sheet. I wrote the SOP and worked with the guys that would use the vehicle to make a practical and easy to use inventory sheet that was a checklist grouped by where items would be found in the vehicle to make it easy to complete the inventory. DHS rejected our SOP. (threatened to cut off future grant money if we didn't re-write it) Their reason: "You cannot use the same form for the yearly inventory that you use for the per use inventory."
I opened the document and alphabetized the items on the inventory, changed the title to "Yearly Inventory" and changed the SOP to remind them to use the yearly inventory form when conducting a yearly inventory and the per use form when conducting a per use inventory. That seemed to satisfy them. (I suspect somebody needed too fill out a form to show that they had corrected our form which led to the inside joke that this particular vehicle needed a trailer to haul around all the forms required to actually use it.)
That is only one of many examples of what the fine people at DHS do for us.
Example: We had an emergency vehicle provided by a DHS grant. Among the many pieces of paper generated by this grant was a DHS requirement that the vehicle's contents be inventoried once a year and once each time it was used. They needed to see an SOP on the inventory and a sample inventory sheet. I wrote the SOP and worked with the guys that would use the vehicle to make a practical and easy to use inventory sheet that was a checklist grouped by where items would be found in the vehicle to make it easy to complete the inventory. DHS rejected our SOP. (threatened to cut off future grant money if we didn't re-write it) Their reason: "You cannot use the same form for the yearly inventory that you use for the per use inventory."
I opened the document and alphabetized the items on the inventory, changed the title to "Yearly Inventory" and changed the SOP to remind them to use the yearly inventory form when conducting a yearly inventory and the per use form when conducting a per use inventory. That seemed to satisfy them. (I suspect somebody needed too fill out a form to show that they had corrected our form which led to the inside joke that this particular vehicle needed a trailer to haul around all the forms required to actually use it.)
That is only one of many examples of what the fine people at DHS do for us.
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