Discovered at a family gathering

[Dead Duck]

I do have a sensitive but important question?

Were you appendix carrying?

 

[Lectric102002]

Share.

 

[Lectric102002]

Nice of her to keep your little secret.

I see what you did there.

 

[Mark 1911]

I see what you did there.

 

[Cemetery-man]

Whew! After reading the op, I had to go look up the wife!

 

[drop45]

No Auntie it's a Glock, a Glock; an Austrian made.........oh never mind

 

[Bennettjh]

 

[danielson]

Dear Ingo,

I am a lowly truck driver in Indiana, last year when I was in the office, an overly flirtatious older lady sat on my lap and commented in how big my bulge was. I told her it was just a compact glock, but then I noticed she was talking about the other gun I conceal, though it rhymes with glock. Well, then she...
... Uh... wait.. Thats not what this thread was supposed to be about is it?

 

[ModernGunner]

Wow, we have a thread on good-looking women with guns, and now a 'Penthouse Forum' about 'em. This IS a porn site!

 

[HeadlessRoland]

I hereby propose we call any awkward or sensually-charged hug, embrace, or non-consensual feel-up a 'greep' from now on, in honor of OP.
Examples:

1.) "I was just checking out in the grocery store the other day when my ex came up out of nowhere and greeped me!"

2.) "So I was standing there greeting my family during Easter and suddenly my aunt gave me the biggest greep when she hugged me!"

3.) "I would really like to greep that cute waitress - do you think she'd notice?"

4.) "Why are you greeping me, you act like you haven't seen me all day!"

5.) "Did you see that greep that guy gave that girl when they kissed?" "Totally, what a greeper."

 

[Stschil]

Trolling dates at a family reunion?
I didn't know Donny Baker was an INGO member.

 

[halfmileharry]

Interesting insight into some INGO thinking.......

 

[Ruffnek]

Whew! After reading the op, I had to go look up the wife!

How'd you do that?

 

[JetGirl]

I hereby propose we call any awkward or sensually-charged hug, embrace, or non-consensual feel-up a 'greep' from now on, in honor of OP.
Examples:

1.) "I was just checking out in the grocery store the other day when my ex came up out of nowhere and greeped me!"

2.) "So I was standing there greeting my family during Easter and suddenly my aunt gave me the biggest greep when she hugged me!"

3.) "I would really like to greep that cute waitress - do you think she'd notice?"

4.) "Why are you greeping me, you act like you haven't seen me all day!"

5.) "Did you see that greep that guy gave that girl when they kissed?" "Totally, what a greeper."

Nice.

 

[GNRPowdeR]

Dear Penthouse,

My aunt finally got hold of my piece ....

I can hear Bob & Tom, now...

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

This thread...

 

[actaeon277]

"Discovered" that the family tree forms a circle.

 

[Greeper]

Wow...just wow...I've shown my wife some of the replies, and while I'm laghing my head off, she's rolling eyes and making comments like "my aunt's not like THAT!!"...

Made

My

Day

Wonder if I can get the Mods to change my status to "incestually curious"?

 

[Dead Duck]

Wow...just wow...I've shown my wife some of the replies, and while I'm laghing my head off, she's rolling eyes and making comments like "my aunt's not like THAT!!"...

Your wife's just jealous because she doesn't get those "Special" hugs like you do.

 

[JetGirl]

This thread feels exceedingly greepy.