Dinner. AKA "How to make my wife hate me."

[printcraft]

I demand that all of my alcohol be the freshest available. The freshest beer, the freshest wine. None of this "old" stuff. My wine should be THIS MONTH's vintage.

And make sure you don't have snails on your food,
sometime there are some many snails on your plate you can't even see your food.

 

[Scutter01]

And make sure you don't have snails on your food,
sometime there are some many snails on your plate you can't even see your food.

I know, right?

 

[jclark]

I like a nice week old scotch myself.

'Shine has to be fresh......won't drink the aged stuff.

 

[dwh79]

Bring on the yeungling

 

[Leadeye]

I make my own wine so I know how fresh it is. Shapiro's makes best rye bread for any sandwich.

 

[infidel]

The picture is not workin for me....

I see all this "food" but no bacon....must be a loading error or something...

 

[alxjmrk]

I recently acquired 6 bottles of yuengling myself. im taking my time with them as they are such a treat. wish i still lived in FL.

 

[tnek]

Eggs for breakfast and sliders for lunch. Can clear a 20X20 room with ease and laugh at the guys who shake thier fists at me. They are afraid to come close.

 

[wtfd661]

Fresh raw onions (I love them), if I eat them the wife takes the kids and the dogs and runs for the hills.

 

[Mr. Habib]

If I ate that I would soon be making the dogs leave the room!

 

[SavageEagle]

I demand that all of my alcohol be the freshest available. The freshest beer, the freshest wine. None of this "old" stuff. My wine should be THIS MONTH's vintage.

Wow, really? I've got a bottle of Hennessy here on my desk that's already 4 years old and I'm letting it age another 17 years before I crack the seal on it. Yep, saving it for my son's 21st birthday. If he won't drink when he gets old, I'm gonna be one drunk daddy on my son's 21st!

 

[spartan933]

My fiance' decided to become a vegetarian again. Woh is me.

 

[bw210]

Wow, really? I've got a bottle of Hennessy here on my desk that's already 4 years old and I'm letting it age another 17 years before I crack the seal on it. Yep, saving it for my son's 21st birthday. If he won't drink when he gets old, I'm gonna be one drunk daddy on my son's 21st!

Nice, I have a 1990 1st issue bottle of Gentleman's Jack for Dakota's 21st. Should be 29 years + 8 year aging. I'm betting it will be so smooth, I won't remember having all those "jack on the rocks"

 

[SilentWarrior1]

My fiance' decided to become a vegetarian again. Woh is me.

It just leaves more for you.

 

[Benny]

Hey kedie, did someone say kielbasa with kraut and beans?

Kara is in bed recovering from whatever the hell I had earlier this week, so the brat and I went and did a bit of grocery shopping. I had originally planned on making chop steak on a bed of smashed potatoes, but when I got to the checkout line, I realized I had just picked up ground beef patties; on my way back to return the beef, a light went off in my head...I'm taking care of her while she's sick, but it comes at a price(not pictured is the Bells Consecrator Dopplebock):

BTW, kedie, you have been one-upped via magnitude of beans.

 

[kedie]

That's a lotta beans! Looks good man!



I'll have to see what other fart enducing meals I can come up with next week. Maybe something Mexican with black beans.

 

[Benny]

That's a lotta beans! Looks good man!



I'll have to see what other fart enducing meals I can come up with next week. Maybe something Mexican with black beans.

LOL, I'm not going to lie, I did not set out to make that many beans, it just happened...However, I did man up and finish the plate.

I had vienna sausages for lunch too...She may want to take a double dose of cough syrup tonight before she goes to bed, because she's going to want to be in a coma when I get in there.

 

[kedie]

 

[Comp]

Throw in some bacon in the beans and a big flaky buttered biscuit but man that looks good

 

[Donnelly]

LOL, I'm not going to lie, I did not set out to make that many beans, it just happened...However, I did man up and finish the plate.

I had vienna sausages for lunch too...She may want to take a double dose of cough syrup tonight before she goes to bed, because she's going to want to be in a coma when I get in there.

Rep given, with tears leaking out from laughing!