Defending yourself from Zombies

[wingback43]

Also, the ammo is more plentiful than 30 carbine - and I imagine the splat will be larger too!

 

[hookedonjeep]

Given the absurdity of expecting an LEO or LTCHer to attack you, I figured we might as well put our efforts toward discussing the true threat, one we are all likely to face at some point in our lives - Zombies. While we might not know the exact nature of the undead threat we face, be they fast zombies, slow zombies, or the level of their resistance to fire, we do know one thing - they are coming, coming for our brains, and if we wish to survive, we must be ready.

There are a few important topics to consider.
1. Chainsaw or Shotgun?
2. If a close friend or family member is bitten, do you go ahead and finish them off right away, or wait until they turn?
3. Bacon. While power plants are automated enough to keep the refrigerators at the grocery stores running for a few weeks, power will eventually go out, and if not rescued, bacon will start going bad. How will you secure your bacon supply, and how will you defend it from the other baconless survivors, who will be just as zombie-like seeking your juicy delicious bacon as the zombies are at seeking brains?

1. Shotgun - all the way. You will be fighting in close quarters anyway, so why not the shotgun?
2. Kill them right away - don't let them suffer the change. A quick double tap to the skull, and move on. You will be doing them a favor.
3. Spam with bacon in it. Stores for years, can be eaten cold, but is best pan fried in a skillet - over a roaring fire made from zombie corpses!

 

[longbow]

what about cmmg tactical bacon-is it better to have tactical bacon in a zombie attack?

 

[rambone]

Reload shotgun casings with bacon and fire it off in the distance to throw them off your scent.