Defend Myself from Ex Marine Turned Chef Wannabe?

[Jack Ryan]

May be it will all be funnier again, later.

 

[BloodEclipse]

May be it will all be funnier again, later.

Back to your original question, I think everyone here has missed the obvious choice. Being that it is a cooking show you should defend yourself with PEPPER spray. Might add some hot sauce in as well.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Back to your original question, I think everyone here has missed the obvious choice. Being that it is a cooking show you should defend yourself with PEPPER spray. Might add some hot sauce in as well.

LOL, good one.

May be a good place for some of that blade work.

 

[RelicHound]

read this at 3pm after a few hours of sleep and was like "eh it sorta funny" now Im reading it all again at 4:30am and Im thinkin its very funny...just shows ya that things are more funny in the early hours of the morning...think we can get a gov grant to study this further?

 

[Jack Ryan]

I want some risotto.

 

[RelicHound]

I want some risotto.

HEY YOU..YEAH YOU..COME HERE DONUT.... YOU CALL THIS SLOP RISOTTO??? SHUT IT DOWN!!!

thank you thank you..Ill be here all week

 

[BloodEclipse]

think we can get a gov grant to study this further?

Only if you can show how the study would be a complete and utter waste of taxpayers money.

 

[Jack Ryan]

HEY YOU..YEAH YOU..COME HERE DONUT.... YOU CALL THIS SLOP RISOTTO??? SHUT IT DOWN!!!

thank you thank you..Ill be here all week

I ain't no animal.

Those are brussel sprouts chef.

 

[RelicHound]

mmmm brussel sprouts. now Im hungry.

 

[Jack Ryan]

I need another 5 minutes, I forgot to turn the burner on. ROTFL

 

[RelicHound]

LMAO
you cant cook with NO GAAAAASSSSS

 

[Jack Ryan]

Have some shrimp. These bozos just turned my thread in to the INGO Shrimp Stand.

I'm gonna kick some Ramsay arse and keep my eye on the prize. I ain't no female dog, I got tattoos, candy cigarettes and every thing tuff look'n. We don't mess 'round on the biscuits and gravy line.

 

[Jack Ryan]

You know that Bambi, Melissa, what ever her name was they kept saying she was caught in head lights and he kicked her off the first night. She looked like he was copping a feel of her butt I thought. She thought that rack and shaking her tail feathers would carry her at least half way through and she got canned the first time up. LOL.

 

[RelicHound]

Im sure el gordo kicked her off the show and straight to his room

 

[Rookie]

Yeah, we rewound it just to watch her priceless face. Sad, she was the best looking...

(which isn't saying a whole lot)

 

[Jack Ryan]

Well that was a big let down when loud mouth was tossed off like a damp hanky. No butt kicking for any one.

I'm not so sure it was staged after the way Gordo handled it like a non-event.