I know you are joking but. One year I had an acre of corn busted down over night and knew my culprit. Call DNR and others and was instructed to blast away at said animals. Three nights later l walked out the back deck and had five does and a buck chomping on my corn. My Mossy 935 with slug barrel put two down and I had some good deer steaks a week later.Hunting from the hot-tub under the gazebo is quite comfortable on a chilly winter's day. As long as you have a place to set your beer before shooting.
How is it any more "sporting" in a deer stand or blind?My wife won't let me... So i shoot from the stand out back instead. Otherwise I've come to the same conclusion you have, can't find where it's not legal, but it doesn't seem very sporting.