Deceptive advertising, who do I sue?

[Joe G]

Ever had the "Family Pack" of bacon?




My son and I easily ate the whole thing.


Worse than that? Wife and daughter were PISSED that we didn't leave any.

I said blame the bacon guys. There was no way we'd have enough for you two.

 

[Bigtanker]

If you need a lawyer, I have a suggestion.

 

[yote hunter]

I work with a lady that is short and she will tell you she's not short I'm fun size !!!!! And to me she does look like she's could be fun size... I did not argue with her just agreed...

 

[hoosierdoc]

Not salty enough?

Why do you know that???

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Shh! I think you're being stalked.

 

[Redtbird]

I bought a box marked "Paper Clips", but when I opened it all that was in it were pieces of metal. NO PAPER! What gives?

 

[Snapdragon]

If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives, what about

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I have some Girl Scout cookies here. Should I feel like a pervert if I eat them?