Tis I! Disposable Heart!
...There is no actual cure for it either. Its like folks getting their gun info from the news, you can't convince them otherwise and if you try, you are a gun nut or a crazie.
Its near impossible to teach them about guns properly as they have been innundated with a cartoon teaching them about the world.
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And you forgot you can pick up ammo by walking over top of it!