Congress' Newest War

[rjstew317]

Hmmm... I just went to the doctor. He took some xrays and I feel violated. I wonder if the xrays would be considered porn? I thought I heard some heavy breathing from behind the protective curtain. I feel so dirty.

you feel violated now, just wait until he slips a couple fingers into you anus, then you'll know what violated really feels like

 

[rjstew317]

I'm sure they'll do a bang up job (no pun intended) getting rid of porn. Yep, that should be easy, after all they've been able to put a stop to illegal drug use, teens having sex, and spending more than they bring in.

Congress vs. Porn? You're goin' down, Congress, goin' down hard. (No pun intended.)

don't forget prostitution. they've done a bang up job of stomping that out!

 

[rambone]

It says that he has around 100 co-signers. Seriously, WTF.

 

[exelh]

At least they aren't sticking thier noses into professional sports. Oh, wait, they are!