Combined JetGirl & 88Gt baby shower!

[JetGirl]

Are you trying to be a nice, quiet, respectable girl?

He can't be. Nice quiet respectable girls don't miss payments on cop car tires.
I've never missed a payment on Frank's tires like SkullDaddy.45 did...
And man, when when they repro'd his tires, was he ever pissed at SD45!!
Problem was...then he couldn't go get him!!

 

[printcraft]

?.......Uhhhh.......

What? I can't believe you don't understand that?

It's written in your native tongue after all.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

He can't be. Nice quiet respectable girls don't miss payments on cop car tires.
I've never missed a payment on Frank's tires like SkullDaddy.45 did...
And man, when when they repro'd his tires, was he ever pissed at SD45!!
Problem was...then he couldn't go get him!!

Crap, I completely forgot about Frank's tires! . . This just isn't my week!

 

[Birds Away]

He can't be. Nice quiet respectable girls don't miss payments on cop car tires.
I've never missed a payment on Frank's tires like SkullDaddy.45 did...
And man, when when they repro'd his tires, was he ever pissed at SD45!!
Problem was...then he couldn't go get him!!

Where I come from we call that...brilliant.

 

[mom45]

Back when I was younger, there was a town cop that worked security at my place of employment. I had to fire him for inappropriate behavior with some of our young female employees and complaints we were receiving about it. He lived at the same apartment complex where I lived. A couple days later, I ended up with my brand new tires being slashed. I mentioned it to a few people and they all said it had to be him since my car was the only one damaged in the whole complex. A few days later I went to leave for work and his car looked just like this one...setting up on blocks with all four wheels gone! I didn't do it and to this day, never found out who did, but I sure laughed over that one for a long time. He was also fired from the department when we informed them as to why we needed someone new for security.

 

[Indyhd]

What? I can't believe you don't understand that?

It's written in your native tongue after all.

Now THAT ^^^^^ just made my day ...

 

[yote hunter]

I will tell you this much... A ****** and ***** will get a ***** a free **** ****ing ********!! If you think a ***** for ***** in two threads is ****** for ****ing the mother****ing *****beat down, then your INGO ass can ******* in the ***** backwards and **** for ****** six ways from Sunday... SIDEWAYS. Go ***** ***** ********* in ***** ***** **** *** for me and 88gt, because your sorry ****** *** ****** *** are gonna ***** ***** ***** *** ***** and WTF!!
And YES, that's as lady-like as it's ****ing gonna get.
Furthermore, you go **** ******* ***** run and tattle all you want because the ***** ***** and **** is RIGHT ****ING here!! Game. Set. MATCH. Bring it.

I sure wouldn't want to be SkullDaddy right now or the near future.... Hmmmmm, I see a Possible black eye or blue balls In his near future...

 

[jamil]

I will tell you this much... A ****** and ***** will get a ***** a free **** ****ing ********!! If you think a ***** for ***** in two threads is ****** for ****ing the mother****ing *****beat down, then your INGO ass can ******* in the ***** backwards and **** for ****** six ways from Sunday... SIDEWAYS. Go ***** ***** ********* in ***** ***** **** *** for me and 88gt, because your sorry ****** *** ****** *** are gonna ***** ***** ***** *** ***** and WTF!!
And YES, that's as lady-like as it's ****ing gonna get.
Furthermore, you go **** ******* ***** run and tattle all you want because the ***** ***** and **** is RIGHT ****ING here!! Game. Set. MATCH. Bring it.

Can I buy a vowel?

 

[mom45]

Did I make these the right color?

 

[Bigtanker]

Did I make these the right color?

Yes. But you are one set short. She's having twins!

 

[SEIndSAM]

I'm concerned for Skulldaddy, he hasn't made a peep in over 2 hours!!! Did the minnions get him already???

Which raises another question, who wins the battle between minnions and ninja midget strippers????

 

[mom45]

Yes. But you are one set short. She's having twins!

Both boys right? Running for more blue yarn now...I know I have more!

 

[mom45]

I'm concerned for Skulldaddy, he hasn't made a peep in over 2 hours!!! Did the minnions get him already???

Which raises another question, who wins the battle between minnions and ninja midget strippers????

Sounds like something that would make a good movie.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I had to go to the doctor, , umm , , I fell down the stairs, yeah that's what happen, fell down them twice. Yeah that's the ticket!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

. . . Anyone know what's good for monkey scratches?
Its for a friend!

 

[actaeon277]

Liar.
Rumor is, you have no friends.

 

[Birds Away]

. . . Anyone know what's good for monkey scratches?
Its for a friend!

All I know is that's how you get Ebola.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Liar.
Rumor is, you have no friends.

I to do have a friend! His name is George. He lives in my basement. , , , shouldn't you be at work?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

All I know is that's how you get Ebola.

 

[churchmouse]

I to do have a friend! His name is George. He lives in my basement. , , , shouldn't you be at work?

Not living in Sylvains closet anymore.