Climate change legit after all! Who woulda thunk it?

[rhino]

I don't math real good. Especially that trigga....trigga....Awww heck, that one with the triangles n such.

Math is HARD.
Science is HARD.

 

[Woobie]

Math is HARD.
Science is HARD.

I tried studying physics once, but I could never figure out how to tell fortunes. I did communicate with the dead once, but that might have been the calamari talking.

 

[sailordave]

AmmoManAaron speaks the truth (post number 37, I'm a slow reader). We're in an interglacial warm period between ice sheets. 20,000 or so years ago I would be under 3000' feet of ice where I sit in north Porter county. The temperature may go up even more in future centuries or we may move back into an ice period.

 

[rhino]

I tried studying physics once, but I could never figure out how to tell fortunes. I did communicate with the dead once, but that might have been the calamari talking.

I tried teaching physics. The students didn't like it.

 

[jamil]

I should clarify. I'm not saying we should do away with fossil fuels. We don't have a perfect alternative yet. I think we should increase our green energy output. Fun read below.
Solar was the cheapest source of electricity in 2016, and it will further undercut fossil fuels in 2017 ? Quartz

Same cost? Well then. I guess we can stop propping up the green industrial complex with taxpayer money then.

 

[actaeon277]

I tried studying physics once, but I could never figure out how to tell fortunes. I did communicate with the dead once, but that might have been the calamari talking.

And us Reactor Operators, well when we did something right, a door opened up on the RPCP (Reactor Plant Control Panel) and a mechanical arm extended, with a banana. To reward us for a job "well done".

 

[Woobie]

I tried teaching physics. The students didn't like it.

They probably just wanted to show you how their math was more awesomer than your math.


On another note, I talked to a tree today. He thanked me for exhaling, told me to keep it up. I assured him I would stick with it as long as I could.

 

[Woobie]

And us Reactor Operators, well when we did something right, a door opened up on the RPCP (Reactor Plant Control Panel) and a mechanical arm extended, with a banana. To reward us for a job "well done".

Do your armpits always itch, or is that a stereotype?

 

[rhino]

And us Reactor Operators, well when we did something right, a door opened up on the RPCP (Reactor Plant Control Panel) and a mechanical arm extended, with a banana. To reward us for a job "well done".

I would work for banana delivered by a mechanical arm only if they were perfectly ripe at the exact moment of delivery.

They probably just wanted to show you how their math was more awesomer than your math.


On another note, I talked to a tree today. He thanked me for exhaling, told me to keep it up. I assured him I would stick with it as long as I could.

Alas, my math kung fu is weak of late. I am tired and old.

Do your armpits always itch, or is that a stereotype?

RACIST!

 

[actaeon277]

Do your armpits always itch, or is that a stereotype?

That would be the machinists, and the torpedomen.

I would work for banana delivered by a mechanical arm only if they were perfectly ripe at the exact moment of delivery.




Alas, my math kung fu is weak of late. I am tired and old.




RACIST!

EVERYTHING is ripe on the sub. Just not in the manner you wanted.

 

[rhino]

EVERYTHING is ripe on the sub. Just not in the manner you wanted.

Ah, that reminds me of the days as a soon to be graduate when the US Navy recruiter was hounding me to apply for the Naval Propulsion Officer program. In a bizarro world wherein they accepted me and I made it to through the training, I enjoy envisioning getting stuck in one of the hatches. The crew would be trapped on either end of the boat until they could flood the adjacent compartment with enough water and apply enough pressure to shoot me out like a giant toddler-sized cork.

 

[actaeon277]

Ah, that reminds me of the days as a soon to be graduate when the US Navy recruiter was hounding me to apply for the Naval Propulsion Officer program. In a bizarro world wherein they accepted me and I made it to through the training, I enjoy envisioning getting stuck in one of the hatches. The crew would be trapped on either end of the boat until they could flood the adjacent compartment with enough water and apply enough pressure to shoot me out like a giant toddler-sized cork.

You know the expression, "Never trust a skinny cook"? Well one of the cooks was skinny. But his wife was, shall we say, NOT skinny.
When she visited him one time, she sealed the hatch with her belly, as she attempted to climb into the sub.
Ventilation was still drawing air into the sub through the forward hatch. But no air escaping through the rear hatch, until she finally busted lose.
EVERYONE's ears popped.

 

[jamil]

I would work for banana delivered by a mechanical arm only if they were perfectly ripe at the exact moment of delivery.




Alas, my math kung fu is weak of late. I am tired and old.




RACIST!

two things. The value of a perfectly ripe banana cannot be overstated. And math IS racist.

 

[1DOWN4UP]

It is now time for the early whirly gig windmills to get rebuilt.The blades have a 15 to 18 year life expectancy.Each blade is made from wood and fiberglass.Each blade weighs 22,000 lbs. And there are 3 blades.Landfills will not take them.They are not being recycled.Just a bit of useless information for everyone.

 

[rhino]

You know the expression, "Never trust a skinny cook"? Well one of the cooks was skinny. But his wife was, shall we say, NOT skinny.
When she visited him one time, she sealed the hatch with her belly, as she attempted to climb into the sub.
Ventilation was still drawing air into the sub through the forward hatch. But no air escaping through the rear hatch, until she finally busted lose.
EVERYONE's ears popped.

Okay, my idle daydreaming was amusing to me, but knowing that something like that happened in real life is really funny! I hope she was not injured!

two things. The value of a perfectly ripe banana cannot be overstated. And math IS racist.

1. Agreed.
2. Agreed.

It is now time for the early whirly gig windmills to get rebuilt.The blades have a 15 to 18 year life expectancy.Each blade is made from wood and fiberglass.Each blade weighs 22,000 lbs. And there are 3 blades.Landfills will not take them.They are not being recycled.Just a bit of useless information for everyone.

Not useless for people who pay taxes and are also paying attention.

 

[HubertGummer]

You know the expression, "Never trust a skinny cook"? Well one of the cooks was skinny. But his wife was, shall we say, NOT skinny.
When she visited him one time, she sealed the hatch with her belly, as she attempted to climb into the sub.
Ventilation was still drawing air into the sub through the forward hatch. But no air escaping through the rear hatch, until she finally busted lose.
EVERYONE's ears popped.

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day....thank you for that

 

[BugI02]

I don't math real good. Especially that trigga....trigga....Awww heck, that one with the triangles n such.

RoyRogersometry?

 

[Woobie]

You know the expression, "Never trust a skinny cook"? Well one of the cooks was skinny. But his wife was, shall we say, NOT skinny.
When she visited him one time, she sealed the hatch with her belly, as she attempted to climb into the sub.
Ventilation was still drawing air into the sub through the forward hatch. But no air escaping through the rear hatch, until she finally busted lose.
EVERYONE's ears popped.

THAT is funny!

 

[Woobie]

RoyRogersometry?

Thank you! That's been bugging me all day.

 

[Mikey1911]

And us Reactor Operators, well when we did something right, a door opened up on the RPCP (Reactor Plant Control Panel) and a mechanical arm extended, with a banana. To reward us for a job "well done".

Did you name it "Hyman", after the Admiral?