LMAO, I love Chuck Norris facts.
Some of my favorites:
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
Some of my favorites:
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.