caught my wife today....

[goinggreyfast]

Last year for Christmas, I carpeted the bathroom. My wife loved it. In fact, she loved it so much that this year, I'm gonna run the carpet all the way OUT TO the bathroom.

I'm such a nice guy.

 

[marv]

A marble in a tin can in a beautifuly wrapped box is an interesting gift if she is a "shaker".

 

[mattkellyind]

I once put a crystal rose in a box with a steel ball bearing told my wife it was fragile 'she swore she never shook her gifts to get a idea of the item. Little suprise when it was in a million pieces christmas morning. She was so mad she wouldnt let me open mine til that night.