Carry Issues with a stroller

[Dirc]

Congrads on being a new dad. There is no need for all that hardware since with twins you have 2 "pooping" machnies at your disposale! All you need is some plastic bags and just hold on to those dirty diapers when someone shady approached open the bags (works best in hot months) and the smell will make most men run!

As the father of a 5 month old who just switched to cereal, I can confirm this.

 

[Stschil]

7th Stepper tells the story that when our daughter was an ittybitty, she happened to be at a local mall where they lived in CA. 7th had fed her her lunch and as usual, she'd made her post-lunch mess, so 7th was cleaning her up, when she heard a scream from the escalator. She turned to see a couple of young punks push an old lady and swipe her purse; the one with the purse came off the escalator and in 7th's direction... She stood up, dirty diaper in hand, stuck her arm out and wrapped it around the punk's face.

By the time the cops got there, he was still on the ground, puking, and they were arguing about who was going to be stuck putting the punk in their car.

I love a happy ending.

Blessings,
Bill

I'm raising the flag, Bill.

That Way Too Short for a 7th Stepper Story!

In all seriousness, that's funny as hell!!!! I wish there were pics of the diaper douched dumbass to publish. Would love to see what he looked like.

 

[SmileDocHill]

The new infantry suburban assault vehicle.

 

[Titanium_Frost]

Diaper Douched Dumbass is my new favorite INGO phrase. Thanks STSCHIL!

 

[Glockshooter149]

That stroller just needs to pop a wheelie and would be a perfect tourret for either gun. That is awesome!!! My wife and I were just talking about starting our family tonight over dinner and this pic just made our night. Def something that I'll have to keep in mind when the little ones come

 

[actaeon277]

What, no spare magazine on board storage?

 

[lrahm]

I'm a new dad (twins on 1/11/12) and I'm worried about my carry options when I'm taking the little ones for a walk. This is all I can think of. What do you dads out there do?

I don't see any issues. On a note, I have seen plenty of druggies hide stuff under their kids and shoplifters hide stuff there also. This is quite different...I don't think that anyone will screw with you and your twins. Congrats on the children.

 

[Bondhead88]

I'm a new dad (twins on 1/11/12) and I'm worried about my carry options when I'm taking the little ones for a walk. This is all I can think of. What do you dads out there do?

Don't let Sons of Guns see this. They'll make one and claim they invented it on a new episode!

 

[moischmoe]

This stroller setup is OK, but in the OP, you mentioned you have twins. You either need a double wide jogging stroller, or a baby carrier for the other twin.

Personally, I would get the baby carrier and wear it on your back. Get a handgun for the little guy (or girl) and it could cover your 6:00.

BTW, jogging strollers are AWESOME, they'll go places ordinary strollers could only dream of going.

 

[avengedXT]

Like a boss.

+1 for you sir.

 

[Mike H]

That should work nicely!

 

[sharkey]

There are no words....


EPIC!

Now, the next question is, can you find a gun cleaner/lubricant that also works to help treat diaper rash?

Try CLP. It cleans, lubricates AND protects.

 

[spartan933]

Dude, that's frigging awesome. I am going to knock up my girlfriend, just so I can have one.