Godzilraa
He doesn't have a license for that much bacon, his rap sheet for the theft of Bacon is 3 pages long, so he's definitely done this before and is an artery hardened criminal, who knows what he's doing!!
I wasn't certain where this took place until this part. It must be ATM's house....
...IS IT SAFE YET??????
No need to fear, ma'am... I'll handle this.
I am Bacon Man
...and I know Kung-Fu.
(Granted, this picture is from a few years ago, but I'm still in decent shape and think I can still fit into my tights.)