I respect their right to do whatever they want to do to themselves with a dildo.
I'm glad my Son goes to Purdue.
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I respect their right to do whatever they want to do to themselves with a dildo.
I'm glad my Son goes to Purdue.
Maybe you just dreamt it? Something you want to talk about?
How freekin bizarre. Students with a legal license to carry should be allowed to carry. With all of the fruit loops shooting it up everywhere, it seems that most clear thinking individuals would be happy to have a few more people that are trained and prepared if something were to happen.
It much better to allow shooters to have free reign in schools... WTF
I carried my Glock in my backpack at school. It provided some peace of mind for certain.
+1. The last words I thought I'd see on INGO today are double-donger! HahahahahahaWow. Well maybe when a school shooter comes along on their campus they can hurl a double-donger and pray the shooter gets concussed.
I know what I would do in this situation...
I would attach a dildo to the pic rail of my pistol (a silicone bayonet, if you will) and open carry it on campus!
Heck with that, go all out. I do wonder what kind of penetration it has.....
I think Saint's Row 4 had an appropriate incarnation of this that was suitable to tackle a mass shooter (no link as it isn't a family friendly image)+1. The last words I thought I'd see on INGO today are double-donger! Hahahahahaha
"The event description makes the claim that bringing the sex toy around campus is “about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters” but are “much safer for recreational play.”"
OK. When the SHTF you whip out your "toy" and I'll deploy my EDC and we will test this theory. Do people even think before they speak anymore?
"The event description makes the claim that bringing the sex toy around campus is “about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters” but are “much safer for recreational play.”"
OK. When the SHTF you whip out your "toy" and I'll deploy my EDC and we will test this theory. Do people even think before they speak anymore?
How far can I go before I get an infraction?I'm envisioning a T-shirt...."I Have Both"...."Real Men Pack Both in their Pants"... just spit-...er....ballin' here .... I could offend the anti-campus carry crowd AND the feminist jackboots... win-win!
On second thought, maybe you should just thank her for agreeing to be the decoy. I mean, it actually sounds like an effective combination. She whips out her dildo, maybe makes some sensually suggestive motions with it. And whether she's hot or not doesn't really matter. Either way the BG will be mesmerized or laughing his ass off long enough to forget why he's there.
And while that's going down you get a clean, unhurried shot at him.
Unless she's really hot and distracts you too.
In which case the BG might just throw down his weapons and watch the show.
Which then kinda proves her right.
If she's that hot.
And if the BG isn't gay.
Or a beta-male.
Okay. Nevermind.