"Bye Bye"

[Scutter01]

I answer call with " Go ahead caller"

Take it a step further. "Ok, we're on the air John from Wichita. Hello, John, and welcome to the show."

 

[Bunnykid68]

Take it a step further. "Ok, we're on the air John from Wichita. Hello, John, and welcome to the show."

Another good one to do is, let say Scutter calls me and I answer the phone knowing it his him, I simply ask "Is Scutter there?"

 

[ModernGunner]

Let's see, I've answered with:

"Joe's morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em"

"Leo's lunch-a-rama, speak to me"

"Hello? Hello? Hello?... Hello? Hello? Hello?"

"This is a restricted line, your call may be monitored for national security"

"Buy a shotgun... buy a shotgun"

"Dad? Dad? D-A-D??"

"You have dialed the correct number. Now please hang up and don't do it again", then 'click' off...

 

[foszoe]

I would never end with "Bye Bye" That is so lame


I use "Buh Bye".

 

[hoosierdoc]

Gottagobye.

"Sorry, the officer is coming back, gotta go"

When in person do you ever do an intentional weak, limp-wristed handshake or do the "finger grab" wimpy maneuver instead of an actual handshake? I do that to some of my friends and they get all embarassed. Heh.

 

[Scutter01]

Gottagobye.

"Sorry, the officer is coming back, gotta go"

When in person do you ever do an intentional weak, limp-wristed handshake or do the "finger grab" wimpy maneuver instead of an actual handshake? I do that to some of my friends and they get all embarassed. Heh.

When they go to extend their hand for a handshake, instead of reciprocating, you look surprised, glance around, and say "Really? Here? Well...OK, I guess." and then start unzipping your fly. Also, hope they don't call (what I am going to assume is) your bluff.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Hahahaha, WOAH! Didn't see that coming

 

[edporch]

"Bye bye" makes me think of a little kid of about 2-3 years old being taught to "baby talk" by an adult who thinks it's "cute".

 

[ZombieApocolypse]

Better than what happened to me .... at the end of a phone conversation with a buddy he says "i love you" and im so used to saying it back when i hear it that i said it back to him. He I

 

[chris46131]

When they go to extend their hand for a handshake, instead of reciprocating, you look surprised, glance around, and say "Really? Here? Well...OK, I guess." and then start unzipping your fly. Also, hope they don't call (what I am going to assume is) your bluff.

Now that's some funny s*** right there!

 

[BogWalker]

Take it a step further. "Ok, we're on the air John from Wichita. Hello, John, and welcome to the show."

Next time we get a call for "refinancing your credit card" (that we don't even have) I'm using that line.

 

[Lost Californian]

My favorite....."You have reached the number you dialed. If you think this is the correct number, please leave a message. If not, hang up and dial again. Thank you."

At work, I get random outside calls and the caller is insistent that they have the right number. Hang up, and they call right back. With the caller ID on the phones, when I see that it is the same number calling right back, I drop back to the military training, "United States Department of Transportation, Federal Aviation Administration, Indianapolis Air Route Traffic Control Center. This is a non-secure line, subject to monitoring. How may I direct your call, sir or ma'am?". Usually get hung up on real fast.

 

[RedneckReject]

For a while I was working two different jobs. There were some days I was so tired I would answer the phone at workplace A and use workplace B's name. I confused a lot of people that way I'm sure. And I do say bye bye. I'm aware of it. Oddly enough I don't do it when I'm on the phone with friends or family members. I'm doing it when I call my cable company due to my internet being down or Sprint because they keep jacking around with my monthly bill. Maybe subconsciously I feel like I have to be extra sickeningly sweet to those people so they take care of my issues.

 

[IndyBeerman]

What's REALLY funny is to end a call with a good buddy by saying "I love you".

We routinely do that between us guys making calls to each other on the company cell phones to see if they are paying attention.

I'm usually on top of it and reply with "No you don't, you divorced me last week".

Nothing like co-worker sick sense of humor!

 

[Scutter01]

We routinely do that between us guys making calls to each other on the company cell phones to see if they are paying attention.

I'm usually on top of it and reply with "No you don't, you divorced me last week".

Nothing like co-worker sick sense of humor!

Maybe they really do love you and they're hiding their disappointment at your rejection. You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow.