building an ark

[findingZzero]

Taking applications

one open carry one concealed carry
one libertarian one conservative one liberal (separate cabin)
one NRA member one Bloomberg (will bunk with liberal)
one hater one lover
one trooper one sepe
one guard for both of them
printcraft will be confined to brig
there will be no bickering
everyone will do what I say (OBO)
no LEO's or JBT's
oh alright, one of each
one 9mm fanboy one .45. All others will be issued body armor.
one std poodle one golden retriever
delete that. all dogs welcome. Cats by interview.
one politician (will ride keel-hauled)
wait, no politicians
No fatty foods, large sodas, deep fried food, pizza with extra cheese allowed on board.
in fairness, no arugula or brie. Secret stashes allowed.
Space/bouyancy is limited. How do you spell buoyancy. No one over 200lbs unless over 6'2"
No plastic guns
you got 38 more days to meet the weight limit.
Kutnupe will drive the boat
Good luck to all.

p.s. Chezuki will be stowed as a potential sea anchor.
pps Revision- Rambone and Trooper will be put in the life boat and towed behind.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Funny! Reminds me of this.

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...-win-secure-your-seat-my-shrimp-boat-now.html

 

[ghitch75]

2.75" here so far......glad i live on the high ground!!!!!

 

[chezuki]

Not gonna make the weight limit, but I'm quite buoyant. I may prove useful as an outrigger.

 

[stephen87]

I call the 9mm fanboy spot!

 

[Bunnykid68]

I want a spot, I will bring multiple kegs

 

[88GT]

That was pretty funny. You forgot the sammich-makers though.

2.75" here so far......glad i live on the high ground!!!!!

I told Mr88GT after driving home from my Dad's place in Owen Co. that we were consulting a topographical map if we ever moved out of Marion Co. I hate flooding. Violent storms may have worse damage but you don't have time to make yourself sick in anticipation of the impending damage.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I'm building an ark too!

To gain passage on my ark, it'll cost you. You'll have to bring something to the table, some of which have already been mentioned like kegs of beer and sammiches. Also considered is cash and .22LR.

 

[handyman]

I'm building an ark too!

To gain passage on my ark, it'll cost you. You'll have to bring something to the table, some of which have already been mentioned like kegs of beer and sammiches. Also considered is cash and .22LR.

Are you serious? You know people would rather drown than give up 1 box of CCI's

 

[88GT]

Are you serious? You know people would rather drown than give up 1 box of CCI's

Internet humo, dude. Internet humor.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Are you serious? You know people would rather drown than give up 1 box of CCI's

The more that drown, the more that will be available when the water recedes and life returns to normal.

 

[shibumiseeker]

I'm on a fortified position on high ground. I ain't skeered.

 

[88GT]

I'm on a fortified position on high ground. I ain't skeered.

That sounds like a challenge to me.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I'm building an ark too!

To gain passage on my ark, it'll cost you. You'll have to bring something to the table, some of which have already been mentioned like kegs of beer and sammiches. Also considered is cash and .22LR.

Bring something to the table huh? I shall bring some chairs

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Bring something to the table huh? I shall bring some chairs

Those kegs empty?

 

[Cpl. Klinger]

Can I gain passage in exchange for technical support on the vessel? Also, I am neither a 9mm or .45 fanboy, but rather a .44 Remmington fan. Does that make me an odd man out?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Those kegs empty?

No. But when we get close to finishing them, we will need a place to sit.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

No. But when we get close to finishing them, we will need a place to sit.

Ah! Resourcefulness...that could be handy.

 

[stephen87]

Internet humo, dude. Internet humor.

Who you calling an internet humo? Is that like an internet... nevermind, don't want an infraction.

 

[Mackey]

That was wrong what you said about printcraft.
printcraft should be nailed to the bow - he would be the arc's figurehead.