Books that will never be published

[jontheturboguy]

Keep the list rolling.....

"How to make your AR-15 perform."
By Mikhail Kalashnikov

"Why white people are awesome!"
By Jessie Jackson

 

[NateIU10]

"Why America Is Great"
~Barack Obama

"Our Forefather's Infinite Wisdom"
~John Paul Stevens

More to come if I get any

 

[indyjoe]

"Why Gun Control Works"
- Ted Nugent

"Guns Should Only be Metal"
- Gaston Glock

"Teaching your Children Character"
- The Pacers

 

[turkeykiller]

"Teaching your Children Character"
- The Pacers


I don't care who you are that's funny.

 

[bigcraig]

"Don't drink and drive."
--Ted Kennedy

 

[Bigum1969]

"Why the Bill of Rights Matters"
by Mayor Daley

 

[JetGirl]

"What to do if she turns you down"~Tom Selleck

 

[Bill of Rights]

"Why the Bill of Rights Matters"
by Mayor Daley

"Why Mayor Daley Matters" by me

Blessings,
B

 

[turkeykiller]

"Why every citizen should be armed"
by James Brady

 

[Crystalship1]

"Why monogamy works for me" ----- William Jefferson Clinton

 

[tmfinney]

I know he's old news

"How to train your dog"
by Michael Vick

 

[Benny]

"My Accomplishments"-by Barry Hussein Obama Jr.

"Muslims Don't Make Good Presidents"-by Barry Hussein Obama Jr.

"Fill In The Title"-by Phil Helmke...Because that simpleton is much to retarded to even put an intelligent sentence together, let alone a book.



I know, mine aren't that funny, but some of your guy's are hilarious...Keep 'em coming, I love this thread!

 

[jontheturboguy]

"Alcohol fuels America" By GW Bush

 

[JetGirl]

Using Your Feminine Charm by Rosie O'Donnell

Bedtime Stories for Toddlers by Stephen King

Lost Art of Fact Finding by Michael Moore

 

[abnk]

Hunting for Dummies - Dick Chenney
Speech 101 - George W. Bush
The Secret to a Happy Marriage - Bill Clinton
How to Win a Duel - Alexander Hamilton
A Comedian's Life, Autobiography - Al Franken
Beating the Depression - FDR
Finding Purpose in Life - Donnie Baker

 

[jontheturboguy]

Penis, the greatest lover - Ellen DeGeneres
Truth in my words - Barrack Obama
Tactical use of Barrel Shrouds - That fat bitch McCarthy

 

[Fletch]

Living a Humble Life, by Gene Simmons

 

[SavageEagle]

How to kick the habit - (insert celebrity name here)

Good driving habits - By Spongebob Squarepants (or that idiot on his cell phone)

How to Ruin a Country - Nancy Pelosi

The Life and Times of Lord and Messiah Obama - Autobiography, Barack Obama (Look for it under Rush Limbaugh's name)

How to Cut Off Nuts - By Jesse Jackson

 

[cougar_guy04]

Keep the list rolling.....

"How to make your AR-15 perform."
By Mikhail Kalashnikov

Heh, I'll add one along that line:

"Why 30-round mags were a great idea"
- Eugene Stoner

"How to Turn a Profit"
- Ford Motor Company

"How to Reform Campaign Finance Laws"
- (dis)Honorable Gov. Rod Blagojevich, foreword by Inmate # 66458 George Ryan

 

[RogerB]

awesome thread, made my morning!