BEST MOVIE LINE...related to firearms?

[hip shot]

did ya remeber my Greener Martha..... Big Jake

 

[Boiler74]

In the movie Running Scared with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines...


In response to when a criminal says "no habla ingles"

Danny Costanzo: Hablo, Smith and Wesson? You have the right to remain *dead*. Anything you do will be used against you. You have the right to a *coroner*. If you cannot afford one, we will appoint a medical examiner for you.

Good movie

 

[alluwant]

whos we sucka me and my friends smith and wesson. good ol clint eastwood

 

[TRWXXA]

Not a movie, but...

"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power like God must feel... when he's holding a gun." -- Homer Simpson


"Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel." -- Lenny

 

[xHwyLT]

From the Magnificent Seven

From the Magnificent Seven
After Britt (James Coburn) shoots a bandit off a horse with a pistol at long range.
Chico (Horst Buchholz) is visibly impressed and says: "That's the greatest shot I ever saw!".
Britt replies: "The worst! I was aiming at the horse".

 

[Buckhunter]

Pulp Fiction

Any of you @#$%in' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you mother@#$%ers!

JULES
We should have shotguns for this
kind of deal.

VINCENT
How many up there?

JULES
Three or four.

VINCENT
Counting our guy?

JULES
I'm not sure.

VINCENT
So there could be five guys up
there?

JULES
It's possible.

VINCENT
We should have @#$%in' shotguns.


Both from Pulp Fiction

 

[Hwseeker]

Harry said it best!

"This is the .44. automag. If used properly, it will remove the fingerprints."

Harry Callahan in "Sudden Impact" in response to another officer's statement that if he shot a bad guy with his shotgun that "You would have to strain the remains for fingerprints?

 

[spitfire51]

+1 for "I got two guns, one for each of you." Also:

Dogma: "Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it."

Hunt for Red October: "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.

Ironman: "They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once."

 

[BearArms Jim]

From Dusk Till Dawn

Seth: Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise...
[holds up gun]
Seth: Mr... 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.
Now are you absolutely, positively clear about Rule #1?

 

[451_Detonics]

Mae West in Sextette

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

And from the movie Zombie Strippers...

Jessy: They're zombies.
Madame Blavatski: No. They're strippers.
Berengé: [cocking shotgun] They're zombie strippers!

 

[mrman740]

my personal favorite is not from a movie but from a tv show. it was a line archie bunker used in his show. his daughter had just finished telling him how so many hundreds of people were killed with handguns in a given year. after a long pause and with a puzzled look on his face he replied.."WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER LITTLE GIRL IF THEY WAS PUSHED OUTTA WINDOWS"

I believe this is the episode where he did a P.S.A. on tv where his idea of stopping airplanes from being hijacked was to pass out guns to all the passengers.... LOVE IT!!!


One of my favorite movie quotes is from the original Dawn of the Dead...


Peter: Ain't it a crime.
Stephen: What?
Peter: The only person who could miss with this gun is the sucker with the bread to buy it.

 

[quicksdraw]

"Let's do some gratuitous violence." Boondock Saints II

 

[Bartman]

From the movie of the same title

I can't believe I didn't remember this one sooner.

Gil Bellows: When I was a young boy, my grandddaddy, who had been a professional bounty hunter, he said to me, "Watty only two things you need in life to get by on this planet. Love and a .45

 

[OEF5]

A lot from FMJ but one of my favs has always been;

"We're like Jolly Green Giants, walkin the Earth, With guns!"

 

[Integraholic]

Liam Neeson from Taken.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. "

 

[Joshnbb]

Tommy Lee Jones in US marshals:Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol.

Guess i should add that i wasnt the first person to post this one. Thanks Sj Karh K40
Note to self, read all post first

 

[swatdoc]

This ^^^ is one of my all time favorites! (helps to be a Glock fan, too)

 

[LPMan59]

Ice-T i as a narc in New Jack City:

" I wanna shoot you so bad, my **** is hard."

 

[SSE]

"Pretty smart for you gringo"
The Wild Bunch

 

[TRWXXA]

Billy Ray Smith: [outraged] "You just shot that man in the back!"
Van Leek: [unperturbed] "His back was to me."

El Diablo (1990)