BEST MOVIE LINE...related to firearms?

[84VETTE]

AK-47: for when you absolutely positively gotta kill every m****r f****r in the room, except no substitute.- Samuel L. Jackson in Jackie Brown

 

[silkpoet]

"go ahead skin that smoke wagon and see what happens" tombstone kurt russel pretty much anything him or doc said was amazing

Also, regarding Kurt Russell in Escape from LA (yes, I know, don't bash me on the LA one!). He was going back to prison for "...gun fighting for profit..".

Sooooo in the future, gun fighting for free or for fun is OK, just so you don't make any money at it?? What fun is that?!!?!?!?

 

[mojo2530]

my personal favorite is not from a movie but from a tv show. it was a line archie bunker used in his show. his daughter had just finished telling him how so many hundreds of people were killed with handguns in a given year. after a long pause and with a puzzled look on his face he replied.."WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER LITTLE GIRL IF THEY WAS PUSHED OUTTA WINDOWS"

 

[Bartman]

+1 for the baddest movie chick ever

YouTube - The Matrix: Dodge this (HD)

Also:

Unforgiven - I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you Little Bill.

Tombstone - Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

Apocalypse Now: Absolutely <gd> right. Never get off the boat. Not unless you're goin all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split with the whole f*&%ing program.

 

[GUNFIGHTER01]

From the new A team movie. " look right here smile wait for the flash"

 

[Johnny C]

"All right, I'm commin out.
I see any man - I'm gonna shoot.
Any son-of-a-***** takes a shot at me,
I'm not only gonna kill him,
I'm gonna kill his wife,
kill all his friends,
burn his damn house down!"

love this one, but I always thought he shoulda added "hell, I'll even kill your dog!"

 

[Nizidramaniiyt]

"Seven-six-two millimeter, full metal jacket."
- Full Metal Jacket

Video game, but so very good:
Sniper Wolf: Snake, I'm near. Can't you sense me near you?
Solid Snake: It's a mistake for a sniper to reveal her location.
Sniper Wolf: Is that right? Well I'm going to send you a love letter, my dear. Do you know what that is? It's a bullet straight from my gun to your heart.
- Metal Gear Solid

Revolver Ocelot: DRAW!
- Metal Gear Solid

[from the turret of a tank]
Vulcan Raven: This is Raven's territory... Snakes don't belong in Alaska... I will not let you pass...
[to the tank gunner]
Vulcan Raven: Send him a message.
[the tank cannon fires at Snake, who dodges the blast]
Vulcan Raven: Ha ha ha ha ha... That's right... You belong on the ground. You should crawl on the ground like the snake you are.
- Metal Gear Solid

YouTube - Metal Gear Solid - Full Story version (Part 9 Battle M1 Abrams Tank)


Gray Fox: Good! Now we can fight as warriors! Hand to hand! It is the basis of all combat! Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon!
- Metal Gear Solid

Lance Cpl. Trombley: I'm going to shoot me a dog.
Sgt. Colbert: No Trombley you aren't. We don't shoot dogs, we shoot people.
- Generation Kill

 

[shootersix]

i have another one but im not exactly sure of the wording its from the survivors with robin willams and walter matthau

robin willams is in a gun shop talking to a salesman and holding a over/under derringer
salesman says"its a small of the back gun"
robin willams says "oh so u can come up behind someone!"
salesman says "no you carry it in the small of the back"
robin willams says "OH OH I SEE"

 

[OEF5]

Really? None of this has been posted?

Terminator: The 12-gauge auto-loader.
Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
Clerk: These are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Clerk: Hey, just what you see pal.
Terminator: The Uzi nine millimeter.
Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
Terminator: All.
Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15 day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now, and you have to fill these out too.
Clerk: You can't do that. [Terminator is loading slugs into the shotgun]
Terminator: Wrong. [Shoots Clerk]

 

[theweakerbrother]

7

8?

 

[OEF5]

Post counting, I just negged him for it. Not a problem getting post counts up, but add something to the thread at least instead of a number shees...


I can't remember the name of the movie or who said it but...

"whatcha gonna do now, you dun dropped yer pistol when ye busted the winder!"

 

[theweakerbrother]

I can't remember if this has been quoted or not but I love the scene in O Brother, Where Art Thou? when Babyface takes a Thompson to the cows.

 

[BearArms Jim]

Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a g-dd--n thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.

 

[oneshotonekill]

Boondock Saints....." Who ordered the whoop a** fajitas!?"

Quickly followed by...." Ding dong mutha ****** ding dong!"

 

[WebSnyper]

From Dusk till Dawn

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

 

[Arthur Dent]

Pulp Fiction:

[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


Army of Darkness

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.


Smokey and the Bandit II

Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

 

[WILSON]

[Sullivan is holding a 1911 to Kelly's head]

Jack Kelly: Think, Mike. Don't be stupid. I'm just the messenger!


Michael Sullivan: Then give Mr. Rooney a message for me.


Jack Kelly: What is it?

[Sullivan shoots him]














FWIW, those who have never seen the great little sleeper called Road to Perdition are in for a treat!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0257044/quotes?qt0281551

 

[excursion12]

I can't remember the name of the movie or who said it but...

"whatcha gonna do now, you dun dropped yer pistol when ye busted the winder!"

That is Eddie Murphy from his stand up routine back in the 80's. Skit about talking to the screen in movie theaters.

 

[Dodgerdoob]

Austin Powers
" I shagged her rotten."
" I hope you had protection."
"Of course. I had my Beretta 9mm in my pocket."

 

[shavedforbattle]

Rambo has some great quotes!

Trautman: I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.
Teasle: Well, we all appreciate your concern Colonel, I will try to be extra careful!
Trautman: I'm just amazed he allowed any of your posse to live.


Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001133/