Ted is banned because he never said, "Abracadabra."
Scutter is banned for deleting 20 pages of this thread.
Protias is banned for estrogen based behaviors.
Protias is banned because he doesn't know that nearly everybody else knows that I'm that good.
Ted gets the "They don't call me good--for nothing. Oh wait! Yeah they do" ban.
photoshooter is banned for being a quote fan so much that he has a quote in his sig line but denying his love for quotes so much that he would stoop to banning someone for quote banning. So that would be the "hypocrite ban."