I'll keep my twinkles, they can keep their Vegemite.
That Vegemite is some nasty crap. We had an exchange student in my class my junior year of high school and she had her parent send her some so we could try it. She said they eat it almost everyday, but I would feel bad giving it to my dog.
"America, Thank you for making me so excited!" No problem bro. Come on over to the "dark side", we have cookies. And Butterfinger McFlurries!