On the bright side, both my kids did the terrible twos thing at age 3.. They are now both doing the terrible 13's and 9's.. I love my boys, wouldn't trade them for the millions of dollars they cost, but I still recommend vasectomies to all the "kids" I work with...
I already knew the answer to the question after I read just the title . . . no way in Hades!!!
Worked for 3+ years in a movie theater in high school, and if working opening night for the latest and greatest Disney/Pixar or Harry Potter flick isn't birth control then I don't know what is.