AOC

[JettaKnight]

Ocasio-Cortez Warns Nation She's Making An Extensive List Of Failed Socialist Policies She Plans To Implement


As terrible as she is, Republicans gotta love her, since moderate Democrats everywhere get more upset with her...The harder she works, the easier it will be to regain the House in 2020.

 

[actaeon277]

The Bee is satire.

 

[JettaKnight]

The Bee is satire.

Yeah, I know. But it didn't seem right to post in this thread with just a serious comment and not have anything funny.

 

[BugI02]

Or any other thread, apparently










Hi, Jetta

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Yeah, I know. But it didn't seem right to post in this thread with just a serious comment and not have anything funny.

And it's not that far from the truth. She's apparently "threatened" other members of her party that if they vote with Republicans (presumably against her proposals), that they're putting themselves on "a list".

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/oc...-republicans-are-putting-themselves-on-a-list

 

[actaeon277]

It's hard to tell the satire sometimes, things are so weird now.

 

[Mikey1911]

AOC thinks she’s a 21st century Marxist Joan of Arc (Joan of Marx?).
It ended badly for the original. . .

 

[1DOWN4UP]

Is she just a puppet?https://youtu.be/1h5iv6sECGU

 

[KittySlayer]

When is she announcing her run for President in 2020?

I don’t think she has read the Constitution or cares what it says.

 

[Mongo59]

Every time she opens her mouth I have a flash back to my drinking days. Usually I contemplate the brain cells I killed, but with her I feel I didn't kill enough...

I could be on to a new drinking game! You have to keep drinking until even one of her sound bites seem to make sense. What a boon to the alcohol industry!

Heaven Hill could come out with the "AOC" line, aged 3.5 hours in a boot. (We left the sock in it for flavor) "We'd like to age it longer but we got this here drinking game going on..." their CEO was quoted as saying. "If it slows down we'll leave it in until it gets a little color...

Who says she can't fix an industry? And since we can't use fossil fuels, think of all the "operating an equine while intoxicated" tickets. Team that up with the "excessive bovine flatulence" tax and we can afford the swim lane buoys all the way to Hawaii.

Then we could do the "2 for me and 1 for you" with the whole defense funding because any nation with a pot to **** in and a window to throw it out of won't want to drink the same water we have for fear of loosing their damn minds like we have. Anyway, the Mexican drug cartels promise to set up "neighborhood watch" programs so we can cut police funding. Buy the time we see these measures for the "half steps" of what the gov wanted, all we would have left to instill order will be federally regulated silly string and whoopie cushions.

Better get some more swim lane buoys and string them to "Shangri La". And see, she just caused real estate there to sky rocket. What an economic deity we have here...

 

[KG1]

Hey, let's see YOU come up with some ideas. Until then, we're in charge and you're just shouting from the cheap seats.

The proposals that I don’t make would still be more feasible than any crazy **** she comes up with. So I’m ahead of the game.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[Bennettjh]

 

[Birds Away]

I don't know why, just a feeling. I would not leave my grandkids alone in a room with him.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Anyone see the hypocrisy of having Uber Eats sponsoring SxSW? I mean, you're advocating for evil, carbon-spewing cars to deliver your food that you could easily go pick up on your bicycle.

 

[jamil]

Wow. It's not just ego. That dude's head is literally, disproportionately big! Possibly stretched beyond normal dimensions due to the amount of **** it's full of. Or. Maybe, it just looks comparatively big. Maybe AOC's head is just tiny.

But, OMG. Don't show the kids that photo. It's frightening.

 

[churchmouse]

Wow. It's not just ego. That dude's head is literally, disproportionately big! Possibly stretched beyond normal dimensions due to the amount of **** it's full of. Or. Maybe, it just looks comparatively big. Maybe AOC's head is just tiny.

But, OMG. Don't show the kids that photo. It's frightening.

My sister had a female horse that looked just like............sorry.

 

[Ingomike]

At least BN is staying closer to his lane than normal. He is not a Scientist, but rather a political activist.

https://medium.com/christian-intell...t-a-scientist-and-why-it-matters-20b6e3fc3fee

MM

 

[HoughMade]

If there's anything less of a real crisis than man-made climate change, it's income inequality.

That's a Oh-fer two, fake science dude.

 

[Vigilant]

When is she announcing her run for President in 2020?

I don’t think she has read the Constitution or cares what it says.

Well it worked for O.