Don't tell them you know anything about guns.
Take a dead squirrel with you, keep it in your pocket. When they say "Why should we hire you?"...grab that varmint out of your pocket, slam it down on the table and skin in out in less than 15 seconds....look 'em in the eye and say "That's why!"
Gander is going to be my retirement job when I am old (er) and grey (er) . Sort of like the Wal-mart greeter only I will get to hang out with guns until they toss me out for making fun of the crazy people ..... It will be fate...a destiny... something I just know that will happen ...some day...