Answer a quote, Leave a quote

[hacksawfg]

The Big Red One

"Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program."

The In-Laws

"He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family."

 

[WILSON]

"He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family."

Stir Crazy
















"If you hadn't made a career out of being a drunk you might not have been a second-rate navigator in a firth-rate outfit.
And if you'd not stayed in your bunk to kill that last bottle, maybe you might have checked that engineer's report on the radio and we might not be here now!"

 

[sharkey]

"If you hadn't made a career out of being a drunk you might not have been a second-rate navigator in a firth-rate outfit.
And if you'd not stayed in your bunk to kill that last bottle, maybe you might have checked that engineer's report on the radio and we might not be here now!"

The Flight of the Phoenix



"Hey, Torgo, where's the phone? Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone?"

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Hey, Torgo, where's the phone? Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone?"

manos: the hands of fate?


"They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were."

 

[sharkey]

manos: the hands of fate?


"They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were."

Manos, yes. And I'll see your Rockbiter from The Neverending Story and raise you:



"Sergeant Loyce don't give a d***!"
"Shipped our a** to Vietnam"

 

[Ted]

Manos, yes. And I'll see your Rockbiter from The Neverending Story and raise you:



"Sergeant Loyce don't give a d***!"
"Shipped our a** to Vietnam"

The Boys in Company C.
-----------------------

Judge: I fail to see the connection. I've never heard of diabetes causing foul language!

Defendant: That's because you're a douchebag.

 

[WILSON]

Judge: I fail to see the connection. I've never heard of diabetes causing foul language!
Defendant: That's because you're a douchebag.

And Justice for All



















"Well, it may have been a lot of things, but self-defense it wasn't. And he didn't draw first - you did."

 

[sharkey]

"Well, it may have been a lot of things, but self-defense it wasn't. And he didn't draw first - you did."

Support Your Local Sheriff!




"She must have strained every muscle in her head to get so stupid."

 

[Effingham]

"She must have strained every muscle in her head to get so stupid."

Bad Day at Blackrock.

Fun flick.


"You are so ******* smart. Except you ain't. "

 

[sharkey]

"You are so ******* smart. Except you ain't. "

Miller's Crossing. One of the best.




"There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent a** clown became famous and started winning Grammys."

 

[WILSON]

"There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent a** clown became famous and started winning Grammys."

Office Space
















Staying with the Miller's Crossing theme ......





"Well this is a pleasant surprise. I wasn't expecting another deposit until the end of the month."

"Actually, I'm making a withdrawal. And I want dirty money only, everything you're holding for Capone that's off the books. Open the safe."

"You're insane! You know they'll find out who you are!"

 

[steve666]

"Well this is a pleasant surprise. I wasn't expecting another deposit until the end of the month."
"Actually, I'm making a withdrawal. And I want dirty money only, everything you're holding for Capone that's off the books. Open the safe."
"You're insane! You know they'll find out who you are!"

Road to Perdition

"That drives me crazy!"
"Sounds like a short ride to me."

 

[jeff1980]

"That drives me crazy!"
"Sounds like a short ride to me."

Murder By Death.



A pellet gun??!! You've been holding me hostage all night with an air rifle??!!

 

[Ted]

A pellet gun??!! You've been holding me hostage all night with an air rifle??!!

Men at Work.

-You remind of a man.
-What man?
-A man with the power.
-What power?
-The power of hoo-doo.
-Hoo-doo?
-You do.
-I do?
-Remind me of a man.

 

[Effingham]

"You remind me of a man" (etc.)

I love Cary Grant.

The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

"My mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you."

 

[Ted]

I love Cary Grant.

The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

As do I......Of course, a teenage Shirley Temple co starred with him, which made for a delightful film.

"My mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you."

Yankee Doodle Dandy.

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

 

[sharkey]

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

A Streetcar Named Desire. See, you can learn useful stuff from the Simpsons!




"How do you know what kind of g**d*** day it is?"

 

[Ted]

A Streetcar Named Desire. See, you can learn useful stuff from the Simpsons!

groans

"How do you know what kind of g**d*** day it is?"

We were Soldiers

Good line by Sam Elliot.

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

 

[steve666]

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"
Planet of the Apes

"Oh, that's silly. No woman would ever run for president. She'd have to admit she's over 35."

 

[Ted]

"Oh, that's silly. No woman would ever run for president. She'd have to admit she's over 35."

Good Kate Hepburn film, "State of the Union".

Now this one is really obscure. No fair cheating.

"Give me a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."