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[steve666]

"There he is!!!"
"Where?"
"There!"
"What? Behind the rabbit?"
"It *is* the rabbit!"
"You silly sod!"
"What?"
"You got us all worked up!"
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!!!"
"Ohh?"
"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!"
"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! It IS The Beast!"
"Get stuffed!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail


I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.

 

[sharkey]

I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.

Casino Royale


"Once upon a time - not your time, nor yet my time, but one time - I was goin' fishin', and I was just thinking how the flowers and critters was curious things."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Once upon a time - not your time, nor yet my time, but one time - I was goin' fishin', and I was just thinking how the flowers and critters was curious things."

well zippity doo dah... song of the south

"A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal."

 

[sharkey]

"A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal."

Big Fish.


"I'm not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy. Can you tell me the name of the person who broke the record on that game over there, and where I might find him?"

 

[Whosyer]

Big Fish.


"I'm not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy. Can you tell me the name of the person who broke the record on that game over there, and where I might find him?"

The Last Starfighter


"I don't like waves, Blanchard, and the Captain doesn't like -- heck, he HATES aaaves! Now, I'm going to tell you, don't make waves! "

 

[HK_bach_HK]

No Time for Sergeants

“A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that."

 

[steve666]

“A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that."

SHANE

“No offense, aren't you too old to be afraid?”
“You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid!”

 

[sharkey]

“No offense, aren't you too old to be afraid?”
“You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid!”

Home Alone

"I'm your huckleberry"

 

[WILSON]

"I'm your huckleberry"

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd."

 

[steve666]

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd."

The answer to both - Tombstone

“A while ago, this humongous comet came crashing into the Earth. Bam! Total devastation. End of the world at we know it--no celebrities, no cable T.V., no water. It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub. So, it ain't all bad.”

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

“A while ago, this humongous comet came crashing into the Earth. Bam! Total devastation. End of the world at we know it--no celebrities, no cable T.V., no water. It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub. So, it ain't all bad.”

tank girl

"who is this gary character?"

 

[Effingham]

tank girl

"who is this gary character?"

Ah, Weird Science. A classic.

"Lighten up, Francis."

 

[WILSON]

"Lighten up, Francis."

Stripes.













"Funny-looking bruise. A fall?"

"A poker,... in the hands of a widow."

"Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow."

"Not this one. He didn't like me at all."

 

[Effingham]

"Funny-looking bruise. A fall?"

"A poker,... in the hands of a widow."

"Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow."

"Not this one. He didn't like me at all."

Thunderball

I had it on the second line.


"I'm shocked. Shocked to find there's gambling going on here."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"I'm shocked. Shocked to find there's gambling going on here."

casablanca

"that veronica vaughn is one piece of aish"

 

[steve666]

"that veronica vaughn is one piece of aish"

Billy Madison

“Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?”
“We don't care if it's the first act of Henry V, we're leaving!”

 

[Effingham]

Billy Madison

“Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?”
“We don't care if it's the first act of Henry V, we're leaving!”

Man, I loved Blazing Saddles.


"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

 

[sharkey]

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

Princess Bride


"Private screening?"
"Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public!"

 

[WILSON]

"Private screening?"
"Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public!"

The Mutant Movie





"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"

"Sir?"

"The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss."

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Nope.

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[sharkey]

The Mutant Movie

Nope.